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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"The Grey Faerie put her head in her hands, looking ready to cry—she was very good at that. Her battered grey wings drooped mournfully, and several ragged and seedy-looking animals appeared from nowhere to comfort her. Strange things like that always seemed to happen when she was around."


Grisly Gardens



Anyone who lives in these locations and has tried to grow a garden knows that things don't quite go as planned. Your fresh white tulips droop and begin to ooze goo, your expensive pond gets slimy, and your prize dwarf tree shrivels up into a gnarled stumpy thing. This doesn't even touch the prolific vines, spiky growths, and other things which go "snap" at you with pointy fangs that grow on their own accord...

Delicious Dining



Amidst the reconstruction of Maraqua, a new restaurant set up shop and is now vying for the attention, and neopoints, of Neopians everywhere. Kelp, located at the heart of the new Maraqua, has had waiting lists hundreds of names long every night since its opening and anyone with a desire to taste Maraqua’s finest cuisine must make a reservation months in advance...

Violent Veggies?


Of course, some of these weapons, like the mystic Sword of Skardsen, the almighty Portable Kiln or the famous Ghostkershield are the kind of weapons you’d like to use against your little brother when he bugs you too much. But, what about using a sharp carrot to stab, an eggplant to whack or artichokes to use as bombs? You’d think twice, would you?...

Other Stories
"Chomper's Journal" by duster119
I really, really hate this dumb place. Everyone's afraid of me! I only bite and snarl when I want to play with everyone, for Kelpbeard's sake! But they just scream and hide in a window corner. They must think I want to eat them or something crazy like that...

"Starry Starry Night" by doughnut215
Neopia's moon could be seen overhead, a pearlescent milky white reflected in the calm sea, framed by the light of a thousand stars twinkling far away. As the breeze danced across the open sea, a once streamlined shape emerged from the depths...

"Invisible" by star_29791
Lamps were dotted around the shelves, which lined the walls. He could see a bed, well made with several plushies arranged tidily on top of the purple sheets. Then he heard humming and sloshing sounds before a brown paw appeared, just inches from the door...


A Little Bit of Legend


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Jobs You Should Never Do
Trying to look at the classifieds of the Neopian Times trying to find a suitable job to support your Neopets with no luck? Well, here are some jobs you should NOT try to find simply because it will be pointless in the end...

by pikachu_tamer

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Shopkeeping 101
Unfortunately, running a shop is not easy. It takes some time to get things running properly, and it takes even more time to find your shop specialty. So, along with patience, here are a few guidelines to help your shop not only make you money, but to also keep your customers happy...

by streamergurl

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Star Gazing
Congratulations! You have identified a new constellation!

by pocky_of_doom

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Faerie Festival
Wait... what kind of faerie is that then?

by sissy_sugar_queen

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Tailspin
The Lab Ray's always awesome... right?

by cannonsmbt



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