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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


We've had reports of Abominable Snowballs that have been left on Terror Mountain to fend for themselves. They are hunting in packs and eating everything that gets in their way.


Cauldron Clash



In today’s interview, we have two special witches with me today, one of whom you’re all horribly familiar with and another up-and-coming new sorceress! Please restrain your applause and welcome Edna, witch of the Haunted Woods, and Sophie, witch of Bogshot! *silence* ...Okay! First question...

Stop Sloth!



It's a fast-paced game, and you'll definitely have to keep your fingers moving and your attention keen. If you are a careless player, you probably won't earn very many NP at all. The Games Room doesn't call TROTRODS "hard" for nothing! But once you get the hang of the game, it can be lots and lots of fun...

Talking Trash


I don't know why, but gazing at that trash can put me into a deep thought. 've been to the city countless times, and I don't remember a time when the streets were spotless. There was always a Chia Pop wrapper, Neocola can, or rotten left sock laying on the ground somewhere. Let's face it... Neopia is facing a problem, and it's only getting worse. It's time to talk "trash"...

Other Stories
"The Mortog of Meridell" by _the_antagonist_
All I could tell was that my body was being lifted into the air, jumbled and tossed within the bag, which felt rather slimy to me. I also suddenly heard this horrible sound ringing in my delicate Mortog ears, some unearthly noise... "Errr-ribbit!" Something croaked...

"Meeting Her Maker" by tinybaby_orange1
Being a Halloween Kacheek, Kace had quite a few scars and more than a few stitches, but she didn't mind. Looking the way she did didn't bother Kace; it was not knowing how she ended up that way. One of her only good memories from before she had been adopted was playing in a garden...

"Cream Cookies" by nut862
A high-pitched, frantic-sounding shout came from outside the walls of the faerie's warm kitchen. Hooves beat forcefully against the wooden door of Illusen's little cottage. The noise continued, and the door shook under the pounding hooves of its attacker. Somewhat alarmed...


Don't Get in a Stew


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Great stories!


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Walk the Plank: Part Five
Darkwing walked over to one of the pets standing on the dock. "Arr, what be this land?"

by puppy200010

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Living in Maraqua
Location, location, location.

by cartoonbabyboy

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Let's Talk Trash: How to Properly Dispose of One-Neopoint Items
I've been to the city countless times, and I don't remember a time when the streets were spotless. There was always a Chia Pop wrapper, Neocola can, or rotten left sock laying on the ground somewhere.

by darkerstrife

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Awkweird
Oi... Techmendous makes strange excuses...

by celestialearthenmage

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The Replacement Courtier: Part Five
"What is the meaning of this?" King Skarl roared, seized by bad temper at the sudden collapse of one of his guests...

by senya



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