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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


This place is full of fake smiles; friends here are merely enemies without opportunity.


Gross: A Closer Look



The label Gross Foods may be misleading. Many of these foods will not gross out many Neopians. There are other foods that are on the same level or worse than many Gross Foods. Parts on a Pizza, for example, is much grosser than a Chocolate Duck Rump but perhaps on the same level as a Brain Kebab, and that is a Spooky Food. Here is my take on Gross Foods...

Your Bag of Tricks



Ah, April Fool’s Day. One of the best holidays by far. This day is a day cherished by mischievous Neopets all over Neopia. It gives pets who usually behave by the rules a day to let loose, pull pranks and laugh at the expense of others' dignity! How fun, right? Well, has there ever been a legendary joker that didn’t have the proper slippery materials to assist him in his practical joking?

Mad For Avatars?


Avatars. 50 x 50 pixel bundles of joy. These microsized forms of self-expression are the stars of countless fan sites, featured on hundreds upon hundreds of pet pages, and are on the forefront of the thoughts of many Neopians. Maybe you, the reader, have even caught yourself hunting down an elusive item just for that that new, sparkly, animated avatar to belong to you...

Other Stories
"The Prankster" by btcomsa12
"I will get you this year!" Tomorrow was April Fools Day. The one day of the year that the siblings could play tricks on each other without getting yelled at. Erika sat at the table writing down different ideas and remembering past years. The banana peel of 2004, where she didn't pay attention and slipped on it herself. Or the water bucket on top of the door gag. Erika waited...

"Memories of Theme Parks" by feerique_chanson
In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough. Neopets, young and old, darted between stalls and large, clanking contraptions, chasing after friends and looking for the next thrill to experience. Tinny xylophone music projected...

"The Secret Diary of Jeran Borodere" by nimras23
Entry 1: I adore peace time; now that all the fighting's done I can finally get a break from all those fangirls. I swear, those things are far scarier than Darigan ever was. Not that I'll ever admit it. Danner still gives me a hard time about that one that followed me for weeks and called me "Jerry". Really, is Jeran all that hard to say? Lisha says it's just because...


Hunger Vanquished Here


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Lollypop Got Your Tongue?
Didn't see that coming...

Also by highlyevolved

by hardlyevolved


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The Greatest Treasure of All: Part Three
"He could be wrong. Even if we don't find a treasure, it's okay. The only way I'd be ashamed of us is if we didn't try."

by kacheeklover3579

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Annoying! - Battle Muffin!
Meuka throws a radioactive muffin at you!

by 900duckling

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Nightmare of the Full Moon
Without warning a shadowy figure descended on her. She snarled, her claws flashing. A shaft of moonlight revealed a brown Lupe, laughing...

by ezparanza

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Me and Them
This can't be good.

by hamtaro6969



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