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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


So here I am, wearing Mama's apron. I'm in ready stance, holding a very threatening looking spoon and negg mixer. Neggs, beware.


Uncovering the Magma



Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives...

Will Something Happen?



I’ve read on the message boards about people complaining that instead of “Something Has Happened” often times “Nothing Has Happened” and for quite some time. They’ve not received a visit from Jacko the Phantom Painter and they certainly haven’t heard from the Bug Brothers in a while. Fortunately...

Mysteries Revealed


Do you ever wonder how Mystery Island was started, and all of the things that have led up to today, in Year 7? Well, now you can find out! An ancient tome has been recovered and translated, and it's a record of all the many things that have happened since the discovery of the island itself...

Other Stories
"Petpet for a Madman" by turquoisephoenix
The bell above the door tinkled harmoniously. The Usul jumped; after four days without a single purchase from anyone, the sound that would alert her of an entering customer seemed almost alien. Immediately, she set the pen and parchment down...

"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...

"Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5
You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned...


Petpets for the Plucky Pet


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Great stories!


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"Something Has Happened" Not Happening?
Not long after you and your perfect pet arrive in Neopia, you’ll eventually cross paths with the infamous yellow box at the top of a page that announces excitedly “Something Has Happened.”

by vyddendarkblade

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Sanity Obsolete
Welcome to Level 100!

art by imogenweasley

by evanescent_pudding


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Floofeh
Good luck!

by jupeboxgal

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Neopian Neophyte
Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O

by leedom111

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Serving the Sculptor
To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy; his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...

by twirlsncurls5



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