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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Never ask the Queen her age. And tell her she's lying when she says, "13". Or else you end up tied upside down to a thin string right over an area in the sea that's filled with Jetsams and Krawks...


Who Is She?



Purple everywhere, glowing orbs and loud cheers signify that it is Fyora Day. The great Faerie herself is still in her tower, fast asleep as the sun rises over Neopia. Many stories have been told about her, and she has been interviewed quite a few times...

Breaking In



What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. Yes, we would all just love to snatch just one of these rare items up for ourselves, but how?...

Careful What You Say


The result of reading this article may bring on nightmares in the night, and haunt you during the day. It's that awful. But then again, sometimes it's best to be forewarned about some of these things, so you don't do them yourself. So, read on! Read on! Unless you chickened out...

Other Stories
"Mary Yearning" by scarletrhapsody
"Mary," my owner suddenly spoke up. "You've always wanted to know the meaning of your name..."

"A Gift for Fyora" by hottamale0774
"Oh, Percy today has been horrible! No one remembered it was Fyora Day. I just had to work, work, work!"...

"Once Upon a Fyora Day" by really_awesome_d00d
As the citizens of Faerieland awoke, excitement beat in each of their hearts...


Surviving the Faerie Caves


This week's issue is brought to you by: Faerie Caves II - Fyora's Quest
 
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The White Meowclops: Part Four
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