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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Actions are like rubber bands, whatever you do snaps back at you. Be it good or bad.

Sick of Being Sick?

Not only are many new activities surfacing, but growing tension of an upcoming war is causing quite a stir. With all the excitement, people are buying weapons, and training their Neopets excessively. The consequence? Many Neopets are finding themselves overly exerted and ill...

Waves of War

Once again war looms dangerously close overhead and we sail into unfriendly seas. Some of you are veterans of many a battle. Some may have never even seen a weapon in your life. But all of you will need to listen because it will be worth your time. War has come upon us and we are soldiers...

Malicious Maraqua

The Kelp. That is the latest fad overthrowing Neopia these days. It has savory foods for your pet to enjoy, gracious waitresses to bring you your heart’s desires, memorable decorations and, best of all, and avatar! I recently had my first experience at Kelp, and I certainly won’t be forgetting it anytime soon...

Other Stories
"The Road Home" by playmobil_is_my_life
Even though I had rehearsed for weeks and performed on a regular basis, my stomach still churned with nerves and excitement...

"A Piece of the Sky" by hottamale0774
Her wings, arms, and legs all seemed to be synchronized, making it look as if she was swimming through the sky...

"Babysitting" by jalen1425
Liana is a purple Kacheek with an obligation in life to make her brother's existence miserable. Not that you'd tell by looking at her...

Out For Revenge

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Great stories!


Malicious Maraqua
The people of Neopia must be alerted to this terrifying new danger that lurks in Maraqua!

by aguachica


Bank Bliss - A Trouble at the National Neopian Guide
You're innocently dropping off some hard-earned Neopoints at the National Neopian Bank.....ka-ching! No Tax Beast is gonna be dropping in on you anytime soon. Then, all of a sudden...red lights flash, loud sirens go off...

by o_cymbeline_o


A Pirate's Life for Me: Part Four
There was a green Kyrii and a blue Chia wearing business suits and sunglasses onboard. Tallin could also see that there was a young girl sitting in the very back of the boat...

by jennyfoos221


Cheez and Flames: Issue 2
I've got just the thing!

by nano_cat


As The World Falls Down...
"Stinky Feet"

by xgoblinxqueenx

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