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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"You can let your true emotion get to you, and you can end up like Dr. Sloth, or you can bury that evil under layers of goodness."

Neopoint EATERS

These evil games are intent on taking your well-earned Neopoints. Why? What have we ever done to the owners of these disgusting games? I don’t know, but I DO know that the Neopoint Eaters steal Neopoints from you… or else they trick you into wasting your NP on your own...

Back to Basics

Neopets TCG is a fast moving game, and with the right cards, it’s possible to win even on your fourth or fifth turn! With a simple deck of little more than common bank fours and a few well-chosen Equipments, even a beginner can win this game...

Ten Golden Rules

So, you dare to play NQII. You dare to go head-to-head with evil monsters, scary villains, and huge red Draiks wanting Faerieland domination, eh? Well, you came to the right game. But… [Drumroll, please] …WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Other Stories
"Dining with Skarl" by kushbi
When the first rays of the morning sun lit the sky, a messenger bearing a command from King Skarl arrived at the most famous house in the land...

"Cherry Tree" by illusen346
"Hey Cherry Tree," he said jokingly. He always called her this when she needed cheering up. But today, it wasn't working. "Lighten up. It's just a dumb doll...

"The Dream of a Kitchen Boy" by ssjelitegirl
The curious eyes belonged to Joey, a young Gelert who worked in the restaurant's kitchen. He had always wanted to become a pirate...

Unlocking the Code

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Great stories!


Neopoint EATERS
Hoping to tell Neopians about the dangers of Neopoint Eaters, a sarcastic reporter investigates the top 10 Eaters.

by tigerfriend1691


The Pet Patrol Revolution - lamameeah

by neo_tomi


King Roo: Part Two
"Very well," the queen said when Usha finished speaking. "The very purpose of this conference is to help our fellow Neopians who are in need. Since you have voiced your island's problems, King Usha Roo, we shall do our utmost to help your people..."

by scarletrhapsody


And the Meepits Outgrabe
Happy Grey Day!

by kittylin


Isabella's Gold Necklace
Every night before I go to sleep on the bare grass in the Uni Meadows, I wish on a star that she'll be safe and that I'll always be in her heart no matter where she goes...

by clarena

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