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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You can let your true emotion get to you, and you can end up like Dr. Sloth, or you can bury that evil under layers of goodness."


Neopoint EATERS



These evil games are intent on taking your well-earned Neopoints. Why? What have we ever done to the owners of these disgusting games? I don’t know, but I DO know that the Neopoint Eaters steal Neopoints from you… or else they trick you into wasting your NP on your own...

Back to Basics



Neopets TCG is a fast moving game, and with the right cards, it’s possible to win even on your fourth or fifth turn! With a simple deck of little more than common bank fours and a few well-chosen Equipments, even a beginner can win this game...

Ten Golden Rules


So, you dare to play NQII. You dare to go head-to-head with evil monsters, scary villains, and huge red Draiks wanting Faerieland domination, eh? Well, you came to the right game. But… [Drumroll, please] …WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Other Stories
"Dining with Skarl" by kushbi
When the first rays of the morning sun lit the sky, a messenger bearing a command from King Skarl arrived at the most famous house in the land...

"Cherry Tree" by illusen346
"Hey Cherry Tree," he said jokingly. He always called her this when she needed cheering up. But today, it wasn't working. "Lighten up. It's just a dumb doll...

"The Dream of a Kitchen Boy" by ssjelitegirl
The curious eyes belonged to Joey, a young Gelert who worked in the restaurant's kitchen. He had always wanted to become a pirate...


Unlocking the Code


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Great stories!


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Cafeteria Chaos: Part Three
What could a fat Bruce and Elephante do to her anyway? "I demand to know why you put Transmogrification Potions in the food you cook."

by shadih_temporary

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Dueling Quills: The Neoboards
Enough of her mumbling. My name is Guy, and I am the one with the better opinion on this topic. I believe that the Neoboards are the best thing to ever come to Neopia. A feeling of warmth and happiness comes over me whenever I even mention them. I feel all bubbly inside right now. Bubbles. Warmth.

Also by springsteen0991

by laura3105


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Rad'emant Tineela: Part Five
"Never overestimate your abilities, Davie," Bishram scorned. "Pride is a weakness, and your enemies will exploit it."

by dragonfate

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Smelly Nelly
"Gets his name."

Coloured by horseback444

by i_hate_backstabbers


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Escape Artists: Part Four
The Uni was confused. "Er - why are you all at the Pound, then? Is one of the four of you being abandoned?"

by moosuem



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