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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"This is all my stuff!" I argued, sitting up on the couch. "And it's your fault for giving me a big room!"

A Hole Lot of Fun

Yes, I’m referring to Tyrannian Mini Golf. What a great game it is! Where else can you hit a little object around a screen and drive yourself insane at the same time. Well, maybe Zurroball, but that’s a story for another time… Yes, good old, but semi-new Tyrannian Mini Golf. What a great game it is!...

What To Do...

Well here I sit on a bench outside Merifood, just recovered from throwing up about twenty times in a row. How was I supposed to know eating 16 raw potato, 18 tasty turnip tarts, and 23 cups of gruel would give you food poisoning? Well while I sit here, I might as well write fun things you can do in Meridell...

Nailing Down That Shifty Shapeshifter Game

Are you tired of that Ixi snickering at you? Of all his little snide remarks like "You Lost! You need some practice!" or "You Lost! You need to spend a little more time trying to solve the puzzles!" when you fail at his game?...

Other Stories
"One of Us" by Heart_of_night
She made sure that everyone around saw what a beautiful faerie pet she was, and that they all knew how lucky they were that she had decided to come down...

"To The Moon" by _Shakky_
"Please, tell me you're joking, mum..." Aylinn half-whispered, eyes wide. "My entire life is here. My friends, my school... what about Mabel?"

"I Shouldn't Have..." by Chocolateisamust
They believed me. Never doubted me. Why should they, such an innocent looking faerie Zafara with pastel purple fur and butterfly wings?

A Sticky Situation

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Lame Jokes
Too much Meerca Chase...

by afrospoon3


Cleaning the Mess
"Did a tornado blow through here!?" Tiffany cried, walking in. "I can barely move with all your junk on the floor."

by sarahsuk


Run Away to Knighthood: Part Two
"Why, look! A weary young traveler! We must take him to Skarl!" said Roland eagerly.

by precious_katuch14


Behind the Baby Paint Brush
The baby paint brush may be the one paint brush that every Neopian wants. Everyone thinks that by having your pet baby, it will be cute and cuddly, but as you’ll find out later, it’s not all its cracked up to be.

by chewlytwinkie12


A Scrap of Reality
"Taunting the Pant Devil"

by shikononi

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