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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"Nothing will ever make you pretty enough… except maybe a mask."

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling Rivalry, We’ve all heard of it. Most of us Pet owners have probably dealt with it at one time or another. I’m sure you all know what it's like when you come home from earning Neopoints to find your Grarrl picking on your Ixi because your cute little Ixi would hand over his book...

Never Too Old!

Greetings, fellow Neopians! I'm here to address a very important issue with you, an issue that many are confused about. It's a subject that I see brought up on a constant basis. Nearly every time I visit the message boards I see a post relating to it in some way. Getting curious?...

Exploring the Boring

Zzzz… huh, what? Oh, well hello there, fellow adventurers. It was a bit chilly in Neopia Central today, so Neofaerie and I decided to go some place warm. I've just been waiting for this wheel to stop spinning. I didn't know it would take so long! To pass the time, I decided to write up another guide to the best adventure spots in Neopia...

Other Stories

"A Punchbag Named Sid" by shadowcristal
Sid just stood there, letting the information sink in. Favorite… Being special...

"Gunza the Crybaby" by tree_rhymer
He had tried really hard to be mean, but he was just too nice...

"The Lost Ball" by thecatlady
"Maybe the Earth Faerie has it?" Stephen-kingjr suggested. "Everyone knows how she likes toys."

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Great stories!


Life Lessons #2
Just Waiting

by xtrat


Total Randomness
We want to know who Kauvara’s favourite band to see at the Tyrannian Concert Hall is? Where The Tax Beast likes to spend his holidays?

by aakheperkare


Makyan and Me IV
I guess I'd just like to apologize...

by cleoannie


Esophagor Tales: Picture Day
Being a big blob has its disadvantages...

by xxxlilravenxxx


Neopian Paradox: Gourmet Trouble
Ewww, like gross!

by paradoxigal

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