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Reginald Acorn's Case 2 : Witchcraft

Reginal'd adventures as a detective!

by dtrg
A Farmer's Quest

Meridell is a weird place okay

by nnpower888
Bootcamp for Neopets

As Finn and I approached the Training Academy gates I once again questioned the sanity of the decision to do this.

by absdafabs
 
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"A Farmer's Quest" by nnpower888
"What a Pile of Dung!” a yellow Kacheek cursed, and angrily stabbed his pitchfork on the ground, disturbing the soil on the ground. He just could not believe the scene in front of his eyes: his asparagus farm was completely destroyed! He walked around in his precious field, his pace fueled by the anger of what he had witnessed the longer he looked at his crops. His eyes collected the visual damage of his damaged crops. His nostrils exhaled heavily and deeply, as he felt his anger grew every second. Something bad turned his soils, possibly by flinging around or kicking around. The ruined asparagus got bent, broken, or missing in where their roots planted. Not to mention, he had zero idea who or what caused this madness. He had just returned from his second breakfast of Hot Crossed Buns and Thick Creamy Porridge, after he finished tilling new soils early this morning.




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The History of Battledome Challengers, Part 1
For many of us a trip to the Battledome has become one of our dailies. It is a great way to win items ranging from books to nerkmids, getting more codestones for training, or countless other item types. There are a ton of different challengers for us to fight, with difficulty ranging from easy peasy to near impossible to fight without the strongest pets.

by krawkedattitude

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Let Them Eat Cake: An Overview of Neopia's Cakes
What’s a good birthday without a delicious birthday cake? Neopia has tons of cakes. Some of them are so decadent and extravagant to where you’d have to see them just to believe that they existed.

also written by breakeven

by tsiegred


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I'm a Faerie in a Bottle
It was a crisp October morning. Leroy the shoyru put on his coat and headed towards Kauvaras Magic Shop excited for his first day.

co-written with ___popo___

by grimmbones7


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Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Two
“He doesn’t fit!”

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“Grruuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.”

by skittleskit09


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Spot the Difference Edition #2
Can you find the 10 differences? Also by Aritastic

by not_sporty

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Bad Sport
You can do better than that!

by eugenie247



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