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The First Light of Neopia

The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km
 
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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys



There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward... Anyway, when that time comes around, as you’re dreaming about the perfectly roasted turkey that you want to eat, you head on out to the food shop and… what? There’s more than one kind of turkey? How are you ever going to decide? Never fear! I have created this guide to help you pick out the very best kind of turkey, starting with the worst and slowly moving up to the best. And if you’re planning a party and need the perfect side dishes, you’re in luck! I’ve included a few helpful suggestions with each turkey.



Other Stories


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Being Magma is a Superpower
"Being Magma is a superpower and we should have a celebratory day"

by shresthi

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The Magic of Neopian Music
Upon reading the new features today, I saw that the Neopian Times was looking for articles about all that is magical. Now while this article isn’t about magic in the spells and maniacal evil sort of way, I decided to make an article on the magical music themes we are so lucky to have in our flash games!

by m0nster_rancher

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Three
Team B took their positions on the roof of the Creep house and launched off to find signs of life and hopefully be able to help others.

by hannahcreep

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The Princess and the Crook
What are you doing? 

by chlo26

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Butt of the Joke
Poof

Also by kaddisti

by krawkgirl186


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To the future
Never return...

by _angel_852



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