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Matrimonial Persuasion

In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it…

by kalnya
Little Blue Lupe

There were many Neopets and petpets out by the ocean for her to play with, and surely, one of them would be her very best friend.

by heysarahkate
Charity Closet Cleanout

I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.

by claytonskitten
The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain

Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.

by _brainchild_
Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues

Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

by downrightdude
Love is Patient

She was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.

by emblo93
 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day. The day of celebrating… not being in love. For those not in the loving spirit this month of Awakening, I have come up with some splendid ways to enjoy this brilliant holiday. You might be anti-Valentine’s, but you don’t have to be anti-fun.



Other Stories


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Charity Corner - Recap and Review
As this year's Charity Corner comes to a close at 11:59pm NST this Friday, we look back and reflect at this whirlwind of a weeklong event that caught many people off-guard after a break in 2016.

by runintherain

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Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide
As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33

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Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.

by hzoo_26

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr

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Help Wanted
Help still wanted.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11


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Punchbag Bob's True Defense
Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance?

by vortext



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