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I Wanna Be MSP

The story of my Poogle, Varicose, who almost gave up on his dream to be MSP until...

by lily_death
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Beating Nigel

The slowest way to the greatest riches in Neopia can be found in the stock market. By investing your hard-earned Neopoints into the NeoDAQ, you too can make a pretty penny in just 5-10 years time! The NeoDAQ Stock Market has existed since the earliest days of Neopia, and today we're going to delve in deep. First, I'll be giving you my guide full of tips that'll help you out-sell the most notorious stockbroking Chia there is, Nigel.

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A Beginners Guide to Restocking at Kayla’s Potions
So you’ve read through countless restocking guides and you understand the system, but you still do not know where to start. Some guides have told you to start at the Book Store, others tell you to try the pharmacy. Maybe you were even told to try Fresh Food and Toy Shop. While these are all decent options, I am an advocate for Kayla’s potions.

by hectic_haley


How Illusen Celebrates Jhudora Day
Jhudora Day. Fourth day of the month of Awakening. Dark purple. Dark green. Evil cackle. Just pure, pure evil.

by theyellowrose


Welcome to White River
Portia Provoskia swept the dust from her skirt with a calculated flourish as she exited the small carriage. Her driver, a young Shoyru who talked with a thick Meridellian accent, handed the Halloween Ixi the small case that contained the few possessions she owned. "Welcome to White River, Miss."

by hzoo_26


Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Two
A shiver ran down my spine. This place. I just wanted to go home. Why would anyone ever want to come here?

by _starryeyedsurprise_


Trilo bite
A Trilo Bite a day keeps the doctor away.

by vortext


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by draggi_pi2

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