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There is No Such Thing as Fearless

It was a beautiful day in the Haunted Woods. The wrought iron fence with its alternating wrought iron torches and pitchforks lined one side of the dirt track. The fence led to a gate with the emblem of a torch with two pitchforks crossed above it. Past the gate, the landscape was as far from the rest of the Haunted Woods as one could get. The visitor was unimpressed.

by 77thbigby
The Alien Aisha Avenger and Orp the Oracular, Vol. 1

Not too far away from the Necola machine is Cafe Kreludor, and not far away from that is what at first appears to be a nondescript building. It's somewhat small, and there's a dome on top of the building with a telescope. It's pointed directly at the Kreludan Mining Corp, or more specifically S750 Kreludan Defender Robot.

Art by spiffy_kitty

by crazy_holly_ii

Chaneliz Visits the Beach

"Come on Tusk," Chaneliz squealed, "Race you to the beach!" Her little paws went from scorching hot cobblestone to sand in just a few moments as she broke into a run - her Gruslen struggling to keep up behind her. She felt the grains in between her toes, warmed by the sun.

Also by: b_70x7_n

by nycflowergirl

Slushie Union

The Tuskaninny Waitress wiped the sweat off her brows as her last customer left the Slushie Shop with a Chokato Slushie clutched between his paws. It is once again the season of the year where fans pour into the colosseum in waves and Yooyus are released from their pens to soar in the sky. Not to mention, it is also the busiest time of the year for the Tuskaninny Waitress, or also known as the Slushie Slinger.

by jeslin__62
The Nature of the Beast

The Werelupe King and his owner were watching the sunset. This was not an unusual occurrence—Isengrim spent many an evening like this during his visits to Terra’s Altadorian villa. It had become their tradition, and Isengrim found comfort in traditions, especially in a world that didn’t bother to offer him much more.

by cosmicfire918
Only Time Will Tell

As Prytariel entered Exquisite Ambrosia she gazed at the group sitting in the corner. She couldn’t help but feel a twinge of despair as she realized that that majority of neopets were unaware of their existence but, to be fair, from afar they don’t look like much.

by lugal222
Ezra and Ava: Wraiths and Home

Ava sighed as she placed the piece of dung into her basket. "This has got to be the worst streak we've had," she said. "This is the fifth piece of dung we've found."

by broncogirl6
 
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Summer Vacations



It’s never too early to start planning your summer getaways! We will also mention various places and attractions that you can go to while on vacation at these locations. If your Neopet needs relaxing and maybe an escape from the unbearable heat of the summer months, you have come to the right place because here you will discover what's best to do this summer.



Other Stories


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Why Did You Downsize?
I was rifling through my five accounts when I realized that I had lost attachment to many of my pets. My accounts were brimming with the maximum of 20 pets, but in truth, I only loved 13 of them. I began to wonder, would it make some players happy to adopt my unwanted pets?And that is how my odyssey began!

by indulgences

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Fantastic Faerie Pets
In this article I've chosen to spotlight a selection of Faerie Neopets, the ones I personally consider to be the most unique and beautiful.

by aleu1986

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Millie's Monster: Part Two
It was bright and early, when Millie got up. Her parents were still asleep in the room down the hall, her nanny hadn’t arrived yet either. Millie stopped and looked at the grandfather clock that sat in the upstairs living area.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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The Door Closes: Part Five
The next day we stretch and eat. The morning sun feels cleansing. I can only imagine how much more we'll enjoy it once we have Faith back once and for all. We lie on the grassy banks, waiting ominously hour after hour.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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Lame Pun: Altador Cup - Part 3
Make Some Noise!

by blackaavar

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Royal Pain
Kitchen Quests are so unfair

by winner19955



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