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Woe to the One who Deals with Sloth

I shouldn't have looked out the window that day.

by flufflepuff
Friday: The Curse

Kelp is the most exclusive restaurant situated in the depths of Maraqua City. It is reserved solely for the elite who are willing to pay a premium for tasty, exotic meals...

by vanquishee
From Dawn to Dusk

The air was hazy as Theodore descended onto the landscape of his favourite planet, Neopia. Where, or perhaps when, he was landing was...

by azienskieth
Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies

"I didn't want to get your hopes up if it didn't work. Time travel's already a proven concept, it's just incredibly hard to pull off."

by opossumman
Hijohu and Gabreilla2323

Hijohu sighed happily against the shop window, which misted at the warmth of his breath. For an Ice Bruce he sure did have a lot of warmth inside...

Also by catholikid110

by nycflowergirl

All For Want Of

Cybele groaned, weakly struggling in vain to take back the blanket now held by the giggling four-year old. The frozen panic of a nightmare began to ebb away...

by miharu_mizuneko
Avarice

"Do you wish to have your fortune told?" the white Aisha gypsy asked with a silvery voice.

by pillsi
Garjan's Borrowed Time

Garjan could not believe how ungrateful Pystry was being. Apparently this benighted Mutant Hissi didn't realize that the opportunity to assist someone of Garjan's eminence was a privilege he didn't lightly bestow.

by peirigill
Paradox

Even by the standards of dark nights, that one was dark. There weren't even stars to see by, just a blanket of cloud blocking out all light.

by herdygerdy
Vanished

"Friends," Altador said quietly, "we are gathered today to discuss the matter of the Betrayer."

by fairyxhearts
 
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"Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies" by opossumman
"So all this time when you were telling me, 'Oh, that's just science fiction, it can't POSSIBLY have real world application,' and, 'Oh, matter can't go past the speed of light, which would be necessary for time travel to work,' you were lying to me?"




Other Stories


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Zylphia's Twisted History Experience
I sent her a request for an interview about the Twisted Histories and she had agreed to it!

by pikachu315111

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Caring for Vandagyres
I spoke with some Vandagyres and their owners to find out more about this mysterious pet.

by themaybird

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To Space!: Part Five
"Did you enjoy the tour, Brandi?" Agneza asked, voice carefully neutral.

"Yes, I did," Brandi said hesitantly, unable to meet Agneza's gaze.

by 77thbigby


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Heroes from the Other Side: Part One
"How is the king, Sir Pendleton?"

"Not well, Lord Kass. I daresay he has been captured."

by parody_ham


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The Floating Islanders: Within the Woods Pt:2
I hear he leaves the toilet seat up too. So inconsiderate.

by yankeesrule244444456

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Another Day, Another Sack of Neopoints
I'm not taking any chances!

by globetrekker



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