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||Issue: 663 | 3rd day of Collecting, Y16
|The New YooyuSlimes the Plushie Slorg waited near the window for his owner, Ed. He could hardly contain his stuffing; once Ed got home, he would be able to play with him!|
|Rose vs. Rosie"Dr. Death didn't retire!" the Quiggle exclaimed. "It was all an April Fool's joke!"|
|Can't Trust ThievesLady Nightsnow did not like to be kept waiting.|
|The Super Secret Club: New NeighbourIn the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse.|
|Shenkuu Mountain Neopets: A Neovision Reality Show!A second Shenkuu Mountain Neopets segment is currently being filmed.|
|She and the SpectreFor the sixth day in a row she finds herself going to work--why six? Why today, a Saturday, of all days to work?|
|Not Just A Daydream AnymoreIt was early morning on the east beach of Mystery Island...|
|Fridays at Noon - Petpet EditionPeople call me Plum and I want you to listen to my story. I must tell you right off the bat that this is not a tale that will end happily.|
|Caylis and the PeaThe first thing you should know?
The pea was innocent.
|Know Your PlaceHaroee had done this very same ritual every morning for the past forty years; every morning he set sail. |
|The Warrior Princess: Finding LightShe wasn't always a traveling ninja. She was once the princess of a small kingdom...|
|Twenty-Four HoursA wraith Korbat emerged into the halo of light cast by the lamp. The Korbat curled his lip in disgust at the stranger...|
|The Misunderstood MSP PoogleI traveled far to visit the notorious MSP, but what I discovered was something beyond my expectations. |
|The Most Amazing Fortune Teller in all NeopiaAt first, Venteen was shy. Chalsie was so excited to have a new brother but Venteen kept thinking of his old home and didn't want to mess up...|
|Reign's EndAs always, there was a sadness in Fyora for the clouds that once held her city aloft, the building blocks on which her kingdom had stood. |
|The Black ArchiveHubert Farbottom was a celebrated librarian. Though of course, in a kingdom like Brightvale, pretty much every librarian was celebrated to some degree. |
|The Darkest Day Of Neopia"Ah, little one. Where is your mother? Is she unwell?" King Altador inquired. "Why are you here alone?"|
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