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||Issue: 604 | 19th day of Swimming, Y15
|My Owner's Hoard"I always knew I was a small Xweetok, but how did I get overlooked amongst the items? We are going to have to have a serious talk about cleaning this place out when I get out."|
|The First TimeA prequel to the Battle for Meridell. How did Lord Kass get to where he was?|
|Our DayBeing an underdog. They say it gets easier, but it never does...|
|Days of RememberingHe pulled his jacket higher up to his neck and kept walking through the dense fog. His large, soft paws padded gently against the rough grey cobblestone street.|
|The Ghost AishaDuring dark, stormy nights there's only one place in Neovia where one can find some warmth, company and a glass of cider: the Twilight Tavern.|
|Terror at 20,000,000 Feet"Please, everyone! I need you to listen to me!" It was no use. The Ogrin would not be heard. As Stale came to this realization, his stomach slowly sank. Something horrible was coming, and he was the only one who knew.|
|Of Reality, Of RepugnancyFor what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape. |
|Curiosity Killed the XweetokFor as long as I can remember, I've wanted to know about everything. |
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"The Old Switcheroo" by liouchan
Of course, there were rumours, as there always were. The legend of a secret shape-shifting item or of an artefact of great power, spread around by dubious researchers who had run out of funds. However, those rumours only held any meaning for people who had the right contacts and experience to actually confirm them, like Kanrik...
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Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.
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Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all.
|The Old Switcheroo: Part One|
Night was falling and the archaeologists were packing up. Now that the Obelisk was sitting in its neatly dug crater, all that was left to do was to clean, sort and pack all the ancient findings which would then be sent to various museums...
|Another Shade of Green: Part Four|
Jhudora was filled with frustration following Illusen's powerful display. "It's not fair! Why do her tears create a magnificent home and mine do nothing?!"