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A Study in White

A mysterious event has befallen Neovia, and Neovia’s #1 detective Sherbolt Haven is on the case!

by rock_star_megs
600 Ways

Mollykins twitched her tail back and forth, waiting for the timer to buzz. It was the first time she and Yanli had made cookies by themselves, and she couldn't wait to see how they had turned out.

by kristykimmy
Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600

When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...

by vanessa1357924680
Baking à la Disaster!

"E-excuse me? H-how many cakes did you say you needed?"

by nahhnbahs_side
Better Times

I coughed. "Is this about the thing with the turnips? Because I told you that was an accident."

by vltava
The Gelert and the Aisha

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. The local tavern was crowded.

by crazy_holly_ii
Symphonically Clean

Knock knock knock. "Oh, I'm coming," she grumbled, pushing herself up from the floor and brushing stray feathers from her apron.

by teaspill
Water, Fire, Return

Content doesn't always mean happy, does it now?

Also by sportlovergrl25

by flufflepuff

Sir Reginel and the Day the News Went Missing

It was a quiet day, and I knew exactly what I would do with my free time... drink some cheap coffee from my grandfather's mug and read through the latest issue of the Neopian Times in hopes of finding a potential case.

by coco_bella
The Lottery

Sadly, not everyone can win the lottery.

by nocturnal_ned
600 Days of Winter: A Petpetpet Detective Story

The walk from my office to the bureau is littered with snow petpetpets and frozen ice crystal sculptures; it seems the kids are really loving this extended winter break...

by stoicjohn
A Trip to (T)error Mountain

The day began just like any other. Clover the blue Cybunny hopped out of bed and put on her slippers and dressing gown.

by kmc244
 
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Events That Changed Neopia



As we congratulate the Neopian Times on their 600th issue, please join us on a trip down Memory Lane. Needless to say, a lot has changed since Neopets saw the light of day on November 5, 1999. We love hearing stories about the good ol' days, and was curious to hear what some long-time players think about some of the most significant events...



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How to Write a Neopian Times Article
In any case, it's about time we took a look at the process behind writing an article. Many of you out there want to be published in the Neopian Times, not least for those shiny avatars and occasional prizes...

by marzipan

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Nova Defender Guide Part II: Level Walkthrough
A step-by-step guide on how to finish each level to get the most points possible for that trophy!

by holy_dragon_fire132

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Acquisitions Specialists: Part Four
"Hmm, I do recall seeing an object of that description a couple of weeks ago." Princess Amira sat forward on her throne as she addressed Brynn and Hanso...

by archetype

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The Draik in Black: Pictures of Darkness - Part Six
There was a picture of the green masked figure on the floor. Judging from its position, someone must have slid it under his bedroom door. Troy picked it up and examined the back of it.

"SMILE FOR THE CAMERA."

by dr_tomoe


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Squid Slippers
WHOOOO

by cosmicfire918

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Neopian Anomaly
In keeping with standard safety protocol, please always be sure to equip your walls of texts with doors.

by lizica166



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