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||Issue: 600 | 21st day of Relaxing, Y15
|A Study in WhiteA mysterious event has befallen Neovia, and Neovia’s #1 detective Sherbolt Haven is on the case!|
|600 WaysMollykins twitched her tail back and forth, waiting for the timer to buzz. It was the first time she and Yanli had made cookies by themselves, and she couldn't wait to see how they had turned out.|
|Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...|
|Baking à la Disaster!"E-excuse me? H-how many cakes did you say you needed?"|
|Better TimesI coughed. "Is this about the thing with the turnips? Because I told you that was an accident."|
|The Gelert and the AishaOnce upon a time in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. The local tavern was crowded.|
|Symphonically CleanKnock knock knock. "Oh, I'm coming," she grumbled, pushing herself up from the floor and brushing stray feathers from her apron.|
|Water, Fire, ReturnContent doesn't always mean happy, does it now?
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|Sir Reginel and the Day the News Went MissingIt was a quiet day, and I knew exactly what I would do with my free time... drink some cheap coffee from my grandfather's mug and read through the latest issue of the Neopian Times in hopes of finding a potential case. |
|The LotterySadly, not everyone can win the lottery. |
|600 Days of Winter: A Petpetpet Detective StoryThe walk from my office to the bureau is littered with snow petpetpets and frozen ice crystal sculptures; it seems the kids are really loving this extended winter break...|
|A Trip to (T)error MountainThe day began just like any other. Clover the blue Cybunny hopped out of bed and put on her slippers and dressing gown. |
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As we congratulate the Neopian Times on their 600th issue, please join us on a trip down Memory Lane. Needless to say, a lot has changed since Neopets saw the light of day on November 5, 1999. We love hearing stories about the good ol' days, and was curious to hear what some long-time players think about some of the most significant events...
|How to Write a Neopian Times Article|
In any case, it's about time we took a look at the process behind writing an article. Many of you out there want to be published in the Neopian Times, not least for those shiny avatars and occasional prizes...
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