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||Issue: 600 | 21st day of Relaxing, Y15
|A Study in WhiteA mysterious event has befallen Neovia, and Neovia’s #1 detective Sherbolt Haven is on the case!|
|600 WaysMollykins twitched her tail back and forth, waiting for the timer to buzz. It was the first time she and Yanli had made cookies by themselves, and she couldn't wait to see how they had turned out.|
|Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...|
|Baking à la Disaster!"E-excuse me? H-how many cakes did you say you needed?"|
|Better TimesI coughed. "Is this about the thing with the turnips? Because I told you that was an accident."|
|The Gelert and the AishaOnce upon a time in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. The local tavern was crowded.|
|Symphonically CleanKnock knock knock. "Oh, I'm coming," she grumbled, pushing herself up from the floor and brushing stray feathers from her apron.|
|Water, Fire, ReturnContent doesn't always mean happy, does it now?
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|Sir Reginel and the Day the News Went MissingIt was a quiet day, and I knew exactly what I would do with my free time... drink some cheap coffee from my grandfather's mug and read through the latest issue of the Neopian Times in hopes of finding a potential case. |
|The LotterySadly, not everyone can win the lottery. |
|600 Days of Winter: A Petpetpet Detective StoryThe walk from my office to the bureau is littered with snow petpetpets and frozen ice crystal sculptures; it seems the kids are really loving this extended winter break...|
|A Trip to (T)error MountainThe day began just like any other. Clover the blue Cybunny hopped out of bed and put on her slippers and dressing gown. |
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"Chiaroscuro" by geniusbulb
Moltara has a shop that sells nothing but fantastic lights. Wonderful lamps. Extraordinary lanterns! But nothing I can afford. I'm a de-tinkerer; I make my living taking things apart, separating the small parts and sorting them into piles. I think I'm rather good at this...
|Rebuilding a Guild|
She's quitting as leader? What happens now? But then you read on. Your position as a measly member is over, although you did like being a Sensei. Now you are La Jefa, the big cheese, the boss man.
|The Tree of Pillar Grove: Part Two|
She stared at the suit of bronze armor stored away in her closet and said, "I feel like I should take this. But it's just so cumbersome to wear and transport. I hate wearing it unless I'm absolutely certain that I'm going to need it."