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Short Stories


Retreat From Von Roo

Could this be the mythical monster which frightened the townsfolk so much?

by nintyplayer
The Snowager's Heart

His heart was cold, and frozen. It was literally made from ice. He wondered then if that meant he didn't really feel like others did...

by peronalodis
She Gone

She was an unusually exuberant Wocky.

by havittaa
Love Builds A Robot

All is quiet in Neopia at 6:30 am. It's Sunday morning, the sun is just beginning to rise and at this hour, most Neopians are still asleep. Not you, though.

by dewdropzz
Calladamien Etiquette

"And remember," her mother said, "always hold out your pinkie when sipping from a teacup."

by chimie119
The Very Long Vacation of Dr. Wilbur

Now that everyone's tan is fading and the memory of sunglasses on the nose seems like a mere dream, I find the time to recount my latest adventure.

by shadyy15
The Mission to Kreludor

Out they came, the seven astronauts carefully chosen to be the first to go to the mysterious land of Kreludor, nicknamed "Mission 1".

by _the_spardel_queen_
The Transfer Room

Miserably, she wondered if being abandoned was any worse.

by pinkkea
Pokey and the Slorg Day Festival

"Wake up, Pokey, time for breakfast." Dara picked up the small tank Pokey was sleeping in and carried it to the kitchen.

by donnaone
 
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"Time May Change Me" by debbie1188
It was the most alarming sight Lichen had ever seen. Looming over them was what might have been, but which Lichen seriously doubted was, a faerie. The green-skinned figure leered at them from behind a black eye-mask. Whatever it was, it was robed in black, with cardboard wings tied loosely to its back and a smiley face pinned to its chest. Clutched in its left hand was a bunch of garishly pink flowers...




Other Stories


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The Ethics of 'Dream Pets'
If you visit a 'dream pet giveaway', you'll usually find the same color/species combos being posted again and again.

by cc_coffman98

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Misunderstood Food!
Chef Blumaroo, you have recently made the appeal that 'gross food' is this generation's 'misunderstood food'.

by blobby212

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Keep Smiling: Part Five
No. She couldn't do it. She couldn't stand by and do nothing.

by blueys45

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Jake the Explorer and the Ruins of Pyre!: Part One
I've dealt with enough thieves in my days, and whether they be reformed or not - I won't allow anyone to plunder an ancient site!

by aisha_enchantress110

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How Elderly Neopets Were Invented
A tablespoon of this, a teaspoon of that...

by qelato

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The Nut Farm - Gross Food
It's obvious, really...

by ramheart



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