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Volunteering at the Pound

I walked into the large, menacing building. I could see a pink Uni at the counter, writing furiously on something...

by melina322
A Well-Deserved Vacation

She really needed a vacation. And that was a large irony in and of itself. She worked at a Neolodge, after all.

by panda_girl555
Attempting Ultimate Bullseye

"He obviously didn't like that joke."

"Well, what did you expect? You told a joke about OLIVES."

by silverdragonfly70

A Pirate's Game

We would make land for the night, and take on Krawk Island tomorrow.

by warriorsrock965
Uni Battle!

It was a bright and cheery morning in Meri Acres. The birds were in the orchards, signing merrily as if it were their last. The sun heated the land pleasantly, baking the farm road into a golden brown.

by countess_of_ondore
The First Piece

"The Grimoire of Inkdeath... does it not sound entirely exciting?" Dempsey gave Theo no chance to respond...

by graveyardcandyapple
Liku and the Quest for a Magic Cookie

"Even humans can catch illnesses, you silly JubJub."

by fashiongirl25
Endless Night

Hunter tossed and turned in his bed. The White Lupe knight just couldn't sleep โ€“ it had been exactly two years since his father, Sir Arthur Penn of Meridell, fell to the blade of General Kass.

by mecha_fang
 
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"The First Piece" by graveyardcandyapple
His eyes were stinging horribly, and he had a feeling that he was not going to be able to catch up on his sleep before he had to leave. In fact, Theolounious Scrivenger was entirely certain that even though it was in his best interest to lie down and simply sleep for a good eight hours...




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Shopkeeping Without Restocking
Restocking might seem like a simple process โ€“ an item appears in a shop, you buy it, and you resell it for a profit โ€“ but as anyone who's tried it can attest, it can become far more complex if you intend to do it well.

by butterfly_frolics

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Diving in the Dump
Those that go there know that there are some treasures to be found.

by xenophynx

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Confliction - Part One
Loraine laughed again. "There was a time when asking me to have mercy was a futile request. Back so many years ago, when I worked for Dr. Frank Sloth."

by kristykimmy

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Eight
He was an insurance salesman. And, in his humble opinion, not a vastly good one at that.

Largely out of coincidence and misunderstanding the little yellow Kacheek had seen himself rise to the level of Director of Operations...

by herdygerdy


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Hardly Related - Gross Food
Really? How "bad" can it get?

by yoyo_blobagus

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Neopian Adventures! - The Name Problem...
And this is why you don't give all your Neopets 8-letter names...

by c_h_a_n_g_e_l_i_n_g



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