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Aatuzo

Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9
Bazaar of Wonders

As dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...

by kadface
The Invisible Lupe

It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk
Swamped

Most carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.

by riverpond
I Am Beautiful

"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11

The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday

"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix
The Eyes in the Window

She never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.

by veritaserim
 
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Dressing for Mutants



Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia. As the tireless Dr. Sloth augments his army through his careful allocation of the rare transmogrification potions, mutant pets are becoming more and more pervasive. Unfortunately, these pets are often ignored in the field of customization. True, mutant pets resist the normal attire given to their fellow Neopians; however...



Other Stories


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Neopian News Network: Lutari Island Investigation
The reason for the lack of general knowledge about Lutari is simple. No one can get there.

by aerlam

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The 228 Seconds I was a Mutant
(At least, Eviamnora *thinks* she'll never be a Mutant again! -Phadalusfish)

by phadalusfish

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Nightfall: Part Four
Getting back to Neovia from Brightvale at night was treacherous. The lack of light from either world proved to make the trek seem longer than it was.

by havittaa

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Baby Adventures: The Mystery of the Fontaine Sisters - Part Three
Kolyae murmured to the others, "Hopefully Loretta and Rosetta Fontaine will be able to get jobs here."

"Hopefully their names will be cleared and they can continue working at the best restaurant of Krawk Island," Treaphie muttered back.

by cloudpuffpuff


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Peppered Reality: Mutant Day Special
In which having binocular vision is much appreciated.

by rivliex

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Three Perks to Having a Mutant Hissi
No fair!

Idea by unexploded

by lilyed




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