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Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9
Bazaar of Wonders

As dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...

by kadface
The Invisible Lupe

It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk

Most carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.

by riverpond
I Am Beautiful

"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11

The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday

"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix
The Eyes in the Window

She never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.

by veritaserim
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"The Eyes in the Window" by veritaserim
She passed the corner of the room in which stood a pristine collection of Usuki dolls, a dazzling array of vibrant garments and polished, dyed porcelain which shone in stark contrast against the half-lit gloom that represented the remainder of her worldly possessions: a small dresser, a weathered Rocking Uni from her childhood, and her mother's desk, to which was attached...

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Cutest Mutant Items
I looked at all of the Mutant items in Neopia and found the cutest ones of all!

by pinkcrown123


Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall
I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.

by pizzanoodles2


What Makes a Family: Part Two
"Have you ever walked in the rain?"

by anj6193


I Will Stand Alone: Part One
Prince Jazan the Fourth of Qasala strode down the halls of the palace, his long legs eating up the distance quickly. At sixteen, he'd finally reached his adult height...

by saphira_27


Dr Sloth is Always Misunderstood!
Something has happened!

by aruanahansel


Bearogs for Sale
The only time it helps to be a mutant...

by pinkpaint

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