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Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9
Bazaar of Wonders

As dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...

by kadface
The Invisible Lupe

It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk

Most carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.

by riverpond
I Am Beautiful

"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11

The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday

"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix
The Eyes in the Window

She never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.

by veritaserim
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Cutest Mutant Items

Ugh, Mutants aren't that cute, are they? You can't blame your neopet if they just got turned Mutant by that cruel lab ray, right? (What are you doing zapping innocent pets with that horrible ray, anyways?) But still, some mutant things are extremely cute, in their own "special" way. These Mutant items can be cute as a Faerie item! In fact, here, I looked at all of the Mutant items in Neopia and found the cutest ones of all!

Other Stories


Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall
I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.

by pizzanoodles2


10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts
With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.

by biscuitqueen


Baby Adventures: The Mystery of the Fontaine Sisters - Part Three
Kolyae murmured to the others, "Hopefully Loretta and Rosetta Fontaine will be able to get jobs here."

"Hopefully their names will be cleared and they can continue working at the best restaurant of Krawk Island," Treaphie muttered back.

by cloudpuffpuff


Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part Four
"This is it?!" Maurice exclaimed furiously. Today had obviously not been his day. "Where's the ferry service? There has to be one!!"

by pretsel_is_back


Peppered Reality: Mutant Day Special
In which having binocular vision is much appreciated.

by rivliex


Three Perks to Having a Mutant Hissi
No fair!

Idea by unexploded

by lilyed

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