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I had been very tiny then, much smaller than I am now. It had never occurred to me that I would grow any bigger than I was then.

by fluffbunniie
With Intelligence Comes Ignorance

"Wait, you're telling me you, Teckno, the guy who's read over a hundred and sixty books, have not read Mystery of the Kougra Paw?"

by jarm9

Together they made what could generously be called the town council. They made the decisions.

by crazy_holly_ii
Shadow of the Past

They say you can't go home again after a war.

by torkie10
Horace and the Vengeance of the Vampires

"Morning already?" a deep, gruff voice rumbled from under the covers. The blanket fell back, and a seven-foot-tall, very muscular Bori emerged.

by ezel68
Queen of Amethyst

"You'll find your magic. You're just a late bloomer, Fyora."

by pandora
Meeting Gorunda

The young Green Nimmo recalled hearing stories of the famous Gorunda every night. His father would lean over his bed and tell magnificent tales...

by fleur_garden
An Empty Heart, A Lost Soul

"Come on, Rosie. You're next up on stage. You look perfect," the tall human girl said as she dragged me to the stage where I would be showing off for the Beauty Contest.

by allison_kitty11
Brightvale At Night

Nothing will hurt you. All you need is a dash of common sense and a pinch of grit.

by 9166joe
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"With Intelligence Comes Ignorance" by jarm9
"Seriously, Viepe? Mystery of the Kougra Paw? You trying to rub it in my face or something?" Viepe shook his head furiously. "No! Never! I just want to see your face when you read it!" Teckno looked the book over, turning it to read the description in the back. Someone has stolen the precious gem and the only clue is a strange shaped Kougra paw print... "How much did this even cost?" he asked. "It's so cheap I only had to spend twelve neopoints on it..."

Other Stories


Shop or Not: The Cleanliness of Neopian Shops
I have taken it upon myself, in good health I might add, to go around and check out the cleanliness of the shops in Neopia Central...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo


Neopian Fashions Part 1: Brightvale
While Brightvale is home to anything and everything knowledgeable, is it also home to some of the finest fashions in Neopian history.

by petpet_master_


Hero of Shenkuu: Part Three
They have the same fear and hatred in their eyes as the rest of my citizens, but it's dulled down because of their paychecks. I smile bitterly.

by encroached


Kings and Curses: Part Eight
Jazan was the most powerful sorcerer that they had. If there was anything magical that could be done, he would be able to do it...

by saphira_27


Shuzu and Tig; Scoaches
It's alright, Tig, I'm sure you're not the only one.

by firefriendsforever


The Goofers
Kinda missing the point...

by lintsuf

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