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One Act of Kindness

I paced through my room, pulling my own hair out at the stress. Not just for me, but for my Neopet.

by sakrathehedgie
Letters, Snorkles, Slander

You, dear sir, are the very sort of person that is so inherently dreadful that the dirt you touch feels itself to be unclean.

by hermione_890_neo
Daring to Fly

Vivi had never left Faerieland before. She wasn't like the others, coming and going as they pleased by the wings on their backs.

by jun2dak
Born To Play

He lived and breathed the Altador Cup, and today he was going to watch his first ever match.

by sophieninetyfive
A Relic Problem

"I'm not a statue," he said, "I am a relic pet."

"What's a relic?" she asked.

"I'm not sure," he said, "but I do not like it."

by terabithian

Ilere of the Woods

Kell lowers himself to the ground and turns to face his companion. "Obviously you've never heard of the legend."

by epiic_spork
To Watch The Altador Cup

"You can go and swab decks to see how much hard work it takes to even survive here! Let alone go to Altador!"

by gigglygiggle
Gossip

"Ella! I've been invited to Cadenia's sleepover!" I shouted.

by _neo_kami_91
 
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"Letters, Snorkles, Slander" by hermione_890_neo
Dear Kinley, I know that during our latest encounter I told you—in a somewhat roundabout way—that you were an idiotic, filthy liar, and I am writing this letter solely to inform you that I feel nothing but the deepest regrets for these words...




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Top Ten "Must Have" Shoes For Your Closet
Slippers, sandals, tennis shoes, flats... let's face it. Our closets are full of every kind of shoes available...

by auraichadora

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Cryptic & Elusive: Mr. Krawley
The story took place a long time ago, and in the end the whole town was freed. Everyone's happy, right? WRONG.

by cherishtwilight

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A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Two
"I've had enough," Dragon repeated coldly, folding her arms and glaring at them both. "I've warned you a thousand times. Maybe if you'd listened to me, this wouldn't be happening."

by dragon_soul__

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Kings and Curses: Part Two
As soon as the Lutari had left, Esmeralda burst out laughing. "He's crazy!" 

Caspar added, grinning, "Wackier than a Weewoo."

by saphira_27


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Altador Cup Craziness
Sometimes enthusiasm is disastrous.

by l_like_animals

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Mutated Reality
It's not quite as scary for Mutant Aishas.

by thegreenspark



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