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One Act of Kindness

I paced through my room, pulling my own hair out at the stress. Not just for me, but for my Neopet.

by sakrathehedgie
Letters, Snorkles, Slander

You, dear sir, are the very sort of person that is so inherently dreadful that the dirt you touch feels itself to be unclean.

by hermione_890_neo
Daring to Fly

Vivi had never left Faerieland before. She wasn't like the others, coming and going as they pleased by the wings on their backs.

by jun2dak
Born To Play

He lived and breathed the Altador Cup, and today he was going to watch his first ever match.

by sophieninetyfive
A Relic Problem

"I'm not a statue," he said, "I am a relic pet."

"What's a relic?" she asked.

"I'm not sure," he said, "but I do not like it."

by terabithian

Ilere of the Woods

Kell lowers himself to the ground and turns to face his companion. "Obviously you've never heard of the legend."

by epiic_spork
To Watch The Altador Cup

"You can go and swab decks to see how much hard work it takes to even survive here! Let alone go to Altador!"

by gigglygiggle
Gossip

"Ella! I've been invited to Cadenia's sleepover!" I shouted.

by _neo_kami_91
 
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"To Watch The Altador Cup" by gigglygiggle
"You know how much it'd cost to go there?!" she wailed, slamming her paw on the wooden table. "I wouldn't even dream of going there myself, let alone you!" Gavellus was always like that. Thrift, meticulous and money-minded, she was truly the main financer...




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The Grundo Guide
If you're considering a new pet, this could show you why to pick a Grundo and which color to pick.

by theme__girl

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The Employment Agency: Stats for BusinessPets
Every 10 minutes, new jobs are added for business-minded Neopets to complete. My Neopet Arlera loves completing jobs; she's completed over 800 now, and she's asked me to share a few tips...

by emeraldpaws

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Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Three
Hanso turned to see Brynn standing in the doorway, dressed in her usual—wait a minute! "Whoa, Brynn, new uniform?" he asked.

by shy_gurl1983

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Kings and Curses: Part Two
As soon as the Lutari had left, Esmeralda burst out laughing. "He's crazy!" 

Caspar added, grinning, "Wackier than a Weewoo."

by saphira_27


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The Real Reason to Go to the Altador Cup
I'm quite confident all the ladies would agree to this.

by sammersams

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Aishoes: Questionable Decisions
I am going to...

by fuzzyslug



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