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Short Stories

Zo Junior's Holiday

"Packing light, Zo? Hey, where will you be going for your holiday?"

Zo chewed his lip a moment. "Moltara," he said finally, with a nod.

by alt1981black

Up for Trade

"I'm nothing but a pet who is constantly traded for a better one."

by fruitbananas
Abandoned: A Second Chance?

A baby Kacheek is found on the pound's doorstep. Who can help her?

by espeonrocks24
Delma's Bet

Not many people knew this, but there was always a bit of an extra-secret rivalry between Darigan Citadel and Faerieland during the Altador Cup.

by auraichadora
Unwitting Magic

Once upon a time, very long, long ago, in the dry vastness of the Lost Desert, there was an evil sorcerer named Khaten...

by spotlightstarzafara
True Home

My gaze flitted back and forth between Frost and Bailey. "I don't know." I managed to choke out the words, before I started sobbing again...

by camherz
Stuck - and Found

A story about what being "stuck" is, and how two brave Neopets got out of it!

by meaghan_bright
Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VIII

Family Fun

by kristykimmy
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Silencing an Old Rumor

It is a cry that seems to roll around every time the Altador Cup does: "The game is rigged! The yooyus are helping a specific team!" Is it true? Are these beloved petpets using their position on the yooyuball field to help one team over another? Is the famed "eleventh player on the field" responsible for which team carries away the Cup at the end of the tournament?

Other Stories


Colours These Days
How to repel people, confuse the situation and ruin the new colours. Oh, and ruin a lawn.

by bramley_apple_pie


Neopian Quiz - Hidden Words
This time you are looking for a Neopian word or name hidden within an ordinary phrase.

by daughters_ofthe_moon


Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Five
"I just need to ask you a few questions," Black said, but then paused. "How did you hear about the arrest? I thought most wizards didn't leave the Museum."

by herdygerdy


Only Human: PartThree
She took another tentative step forward.

Why did her owner have to do stupid things like this?

by futurevetpet


Out of Character- Bad Puns and Funny Faces
I am not sorry for this. Inspired by my friends.

by mizumew


Sloppily Colored Funstuffs
#2 - Apparently, we've made a new friend.

by thesevenwonders

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