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||Issue: 547 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y14
|The Faerigan LettersI was most distressed to hear of the sinking and subsequent destruction of Faerieland, and I regret that I was unable to...|
|A Flicker of HopeAll I can do is ponder what's happened and what's going to happen. A neopet can figure a lot of things out when they're stuck like this. |
|Darkness Comes (Faerieland Falls)The Faerieland Guards had been rounding a lot of people up; young and old, local and tourist alike would be found by the blank faced faeries and herded into the high, tower-like dungeons...|
|To Feel the SunI closed my eyes, but the bars remained, burned into my vision from years of staring through them.|
|Just Left"Sorry?" I quipped, and she fell silent. "I didn't know where I was. I still don't know where I am! Seans didn't stop crying for a month!"|
|The Story of MeChildren. What a misleading label for the creatures, for it gives you the idea that they're sweet and perhaps innocent. No, no, no! |
|And Thus, She DancedThe air was pleasantly warm, the hills rolled before her in the loveliest of ways—and so she began to dance...|
|The Jelly Fiend Strikes Again!For the fifth time this month, the mysterious masked villain known only as "The Jelly Fiend" has wrecked havoc upon our calm city.|
|Sinister Side of FaerielandAs I flicked through copies of Rainbow Fountain Secrets and Faerie Crossword Book, I noticed a shadowy figure lurking towards the back of the shop...|
|Crystals, a Terror Mountain LegendThe secret to crafting such "brilliant and beautiful" weapons has been carefully guarded, passed down through each owner of the Ice Crystal shop. |
This is the tale of the first two.
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Fyora Day Festivities
Greetings, dear readers! Our intention today is to provide the curious traveler with an overview of the interesting (and sometimes quite odd) ways in which Fyora Day is celebrated across Neopia. Some places veer towards the more traditional grand dinners and elaborate festivities, while others tend towards the more rustic, the extreme, or the...
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As her head broke the water's surface, Schala found she could see a bit more clearly. Looking up into the face of her rescuer, the realization that this was no Neopet dawned on her.
"Thank you... kind Faerie..."
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Fyora lifted her head and locked eyes with her secretary. Her secretary had quite a lot of courage today. "Please, please, please see this girl. You've been putting off this meeting with her for nearly four years."