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Lanya and Lowel

Lanya flipped the sign in the window of the Coffee Cave from "Open" to "Closed". The yellow Shoyru pulled off her apron, grabbed a Tigersquash Iced Bun from her shelves, and stepped outside.

by chestnuttiger787
The Tomb of the Jellianculus

I really don't know why I brought him along with me; of course he was going to be a nuisance! But still, he is my most trusted companion...

by _dontstopbelieving_
Memories in a Bottle

His very first memory is of the snow and the numbing cold...

by clovermint209
What's in a Name?

I held tight to Candy's wing as we approached the metal entrance. She trembled slightly but kept her chin up, a determined gleam in her eyes.

by madidogs88
A Rift in Direction

Surrounded by the pressing waves upon the boat, and the pinching cold that flooded the air, they knew that there was no turning back. They were committed.

by internal_darkness
Unpounded

Boochi shot at me... and he didn't miss. I was a baby. My owner hated babies.

by ciahia
An Unusual Story from a Kougra's Diary

You know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.

by mr_holithon
Going Bankrupt

Mom bit her lip and held up the envelope. "I guess you gotta learn sometime. We're bankrupt."

by melina322
 
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"Getting Bankrupt" by melina322
I'm Tiger, a cloud Kougra. But from what's coming up, I won't be my dream color anytime soon. After Mom announced we were bankrupt, Kougra screamed. Nicky screamed, then Prince, then I finally followed along. My mom screamed at us screaming and we all screamed in unison. "What are we gonna do!?" Kougra yelped, falling to his knees. "We gotta find a way to get money!" I said, glaring...




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Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?
Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?

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An Interview with "Bart"
"Do you ever clean those things? A lot of Neopians feel like all they ever do is get sick when they bob for your apples."

by impellent

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Things Best Remembered: Part Seven
Celia was the first to arrive. She gave Ria an annoying, self-satisfied smile which Ria tried to ignore and took her seat. It was a while before the other Council members arrived.

by chimie119

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Infinity: Part Eleven
"What?! You can't!" Flicker yelled, shocked by the news. Aside from how much Flicker liked his machines, Dimitri was the first person he met since Wingen that was friendly towards him. He didn't want to have to say goodbye to him that quickly.

by blueys45

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Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Lupe Snack Pack
& King Altador never gave me one again :c

by shamaela

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Psychotic!
Having some lab ray troubles?

by bellepsyche



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