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Summer Pie

Talullah was a fine young Peophin, holidaying on Mystery Island. She had stumbled upon a mysterious...

by frithy
Bedtime Tale

"Tell us a story, Mommy!"

by xxxmagiabellexxx
Drawing Board

"You'll beat Clara, anyway. Everyone will. It's so obvious, I'm surprised she didn't just toss it out and go home when she saw ours!"

by potatoobsessed
Lifting the Birthday Curse

You see, my owner, Sora200579, or just Sora, has had a very, and I mean VERY bad streak of unhappy birthdays over the years...

by sora200579

I'm a week old and an only child, but that's about to change hopefully!

by exorcist_katrina
A Great Gadgadsbogen Day!

He smiled, looking at the sun in the distance. He knew these Neopets would have an unforgettable time at this Gadgadsbogen festival...

by kitti801
Pineapple's Adventure

A story of a runaway Maraquan Meerca who befriends a Maraquan Grarrl.

by sunnydowner
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"A Great Gadgadsbogen Day!" by kitti801
The air was teeming with jumpy music and rich with ripe, rosy fruits. Friends Eva, Blaze, Mary Kate and Fanta, were at the Gadgadsbogen Festival – their favorite time of the year. These particular friends were used to being spectators at the festivities, but promised each other this year to actively participate in this energetic, exciting festival dedicated to the unveiling of the new fruits to be grown on Mystery Island...

Other Stories


Becoming a Gentleman - a Guide by a Fine Bachelor
Five easy tricks on becoming a gentleman for all of you Neopians or not who tried but never succeeded!

by dimitraaa


The Art of Hoarding
The Safety Deposit Box has many categories, and not all of them are profitable. Let's take a look at each category...

by chocolate_fudge7


Red Thread: Part Two
"Hey, I'm Terry, and I'm sorry if this is blunt," Terry says, sliding into a chair at a table next to the Yellow Lupe. "But you – you found your twin?"

by kevboizz


Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Four
Sure enough, Toupahz looked skeptical. "Saving Neopia?" she scoffed. "From what?"

by cloudpuffpuff


Fruity Salad
I can't wait!

by pooh_pooh_caca


TWCC: Transformation Part 3
In which there is no moral to be learned.

Co-written by deblob5521

by pikemaster1

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