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The Divergence of Krawk Island

Gracie nearly fainted in surprise. On the water's edge was a pinkish, slimy and dotted... well, they weren't sure what it was. But as they drew closer, they could see that the dots were suction cups, and it was HUGE.

by sheik_30999
Cold Shoulder

"That's it! I've had it with you." Keion's yellow button eyes shone with the light of anger. "I'm leaving!"

Art by hazellauretta

by hazellauretta

A Violation of the Contract

He looked at her curiously, but his expression soon turned grave at her words.

"I'm offering you a business opportunity, Mr. Isaac."

by lightnsoundshow

A Neositting Adventure

I had babysat them a couple of times and I really liked them. Their owner, an energetic girl named Tami, was a pretty good friend of mine. We grabbed Borovan together once a week or so.

by chestnuttiger787
Adventures in Brightvale Wisdom

"I don't want to be a normal Uni!" she exclaimed. "I'm going to be the smartest Uni there ever was, and King Hagan will be happy to meet me."

by ndfaerie
Challenges in Life

"Zo, my dear," she had said, "the nicest things in life are earned, and not simply gotten."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Funding or How I Ended Up in the Meepits’ Employ

I squealed in delight. If this came through, I could still be a journalist and have a real job. I decided to celebrate by reading comics.

by kristykimmy
Forgotten

The title says it all. I’m forgotten.

by roxy1042
Birthday Celebrations Are Fun For All

Every year on Neopets' birthday, pets gather from all around Neopia to throw spectacular parties and celebrate in style. This year is no different.

by hogwartsbean3
 
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"Cold Shoulder" by hazellauretta
"That's it! I've had it with you." Keion's yellow button eyes shone with the light of anger. "I'm leaving!" He spun around and disappeared into the dark hallway, his heavy footsteps echoing in the kitchen, where his owner and little brother stood in shock...




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Become a Champion at Chia Bomber 2!
Good day, students! Welcome to Chia Bomber 101!

by piximon990

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A Blast From the Past Quiz
How much do you really know about Neopets over the years? Take this quiz about the history of Neopets to find out.

by lil_princess_of_evil

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Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Five
"Sorry, ladies," said the Grarrl, "but rules are rules. You can only enter the Bash IF you have an invitation. No invitation; no party. It's as simple as that."

by downrightdude

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The Witch and the Mortog: Part Four
"What—what is happening?" she gasped. 

"You are beautiful now," the mirror answered.

by secant


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Ventures #8
Operation T.R.E.K. Part 2. Fear not, it's more unstable than it looks.

by neo_coaster363

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Sketch Borovan- Overdue
Let's go to the Faerieland Library!

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by izzywizard




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