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The Mystery of the Safety Deposit Box

"It's the safety deposit box and you're not allowed in it, got it?"

by hannahcreep
One Hundred Thousand Dubloons

An old Blumaroo tells a story about when he was a youngin'.

by nintyplayer
Hubert's Hotdogs

If I ran a food store, I would make everything properly and not charge too much for it.

by nirette
The Last Time I Do Something Nice

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by skooter910
The Little Voice

Her wings were so small; they had never grown as big as all her other faerie Shoyru friends. Her family told her she was special, but sometimes she wished she wasn't.

by lotusbutterfly
The End

Terri grinned to herself as she reached out for the medallion. As it sat in its small pedestal on the large stone altar, it looked like a completely ordinary gold medallion, but she knew what it really was.

Also by bipolarchick

by draconis

A Sister's Dream

Lacy didn't mind; at least, that's what she told herself.

by little_lady_goddess
Leave No Agent Behind

"Excellent work, agents! Now Yurius is behind locked doors, all the petpets are safe."

by chimp_chicken_fish
Amlin and Stick, Part 2

"I can keep him, right?" Amlin asked.

Also by np_faeries

by bittersweet52

I Am of Stone and Fire

Based on a true story.

by potatoobsessed
Stranded?

"Lindy, hurry up, or the boat will leave without us!"

by jeran_b
 
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Halloween Faux Pas
The worst costume ideas for year 13.

Also by alamar49

by lil_princess_of_evil


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My Avatar is Better Than Your Avatar
In order to find out what real Neopians felt about avatars I set up two boards - one on the avatar chat, and one on the help chat.

by comet_blaze

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Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part One
It rang out through every darkened corridor, rising to the crests of the tallest towers and echoing through the depths of each dusty dungeon.

by d_morton

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Visions III: Revealed - Part Two
From her hiding place, Nil had seen it all. The way Jix had fooled the Kyrii king...

by yotoll

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The Yeses - And the Nose
Comical sayings about noses.

by poshic

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Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 7)
Fear the frying pan.

by prismfire



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