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Dr. Frank Sloth's Dance Party

I always rather liked Sloth, he's just misunderstood. Poor fella.

by skittles0216
Plastic Flowers

The Xweetok closed his eyes and tried to remember a happier time. A time when things weren't so grey and empty, a time when he didn't have to worry...

by dayoflove
A Darker Side of Neopia

I was named Velnai, and I was a beautiful Red Mynci.

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Like a Faerietale

Everything has a bright side, even your plushies coming to life.

by ivyann204
Prigpants and Swolthy: Hats Off to You!

We are, after all, the most accomplished pair of tailors in Neovia.

Also by secant

by rosabellk

Jackpot

Luck doesn't always work the way you want it, but karma will....

by limenutrocks
Released

"I would like you to release a prisoner," Lord Darigan said lightly, turning away from Vex again.

"Release?" Vex sputtered.

by laurapet131

Adopted

"You lied to me! Both of you!" he said, finally turning to face his original owner.

by warriorsrock965
The Patterns We Make

"Hey sir," came a voice to his side. "Can you spare a few neopoints?"

by frazeocity
Independence

"I realize that Grundo Independence Day is right around the corner, but honestly, what's all the hype about?"

by oklahoma217
Disgusting

"Promise me you'll run away if you see one alone. Any mutant creature. They're dangerous. They support Sloth himself!"

by dudeiloled
Mutant Tales

"Mutants act just like anyone else; they just look different. The reason that you've seen so many today is because it's Mutant Day today."

by solcana64
 
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Dressing Your Mutant



Apparently, you like mutants. I guess that's why you decided to read this article! Well, no matter. We may not have scared you with mutants, but we can at least give you some ideas to dress your mutants with! You may think mutants are un-customizable because they can't wear regular clothing, right? Well – wrong! Sure, they can't wear most clothing items. They're mutants, after all, and regular clothing doesn't account for bigger bodies or extra arms... or heads. But Fuz (sinistrous) and I have scoured Neopia...



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A Habitarium Guide for Slow Computers
Both of these methods work great; you will just need to find the one that works best for you and your computer.

by silly_mistake

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Courtesy on the Neoboards
Some plain and simple rules any Neopian should follow whilst on the boards.

by chax1414

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Scarblade's Pearl: Memories in Maraqua - Part Five
"And you can't remember anything?" Jacques asked. Nira half smiled.

by theloverpokemonqueen

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Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Nine
"So that's why you set the Selkets loose in my house!" I blurted.

by hedgehog_queen

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Of Big Hair and Moustaches
To zap, or not to zap? That is the question!

by hellehond

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Usuls Plus One - Fishing
For the last time, YES.

by maraqua_berry



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