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Paradise Island

"How did I get here?"

"No idea. I was just taking a quick swim, when I saw you lying here in the sand. Looks like you took a nasty hit on those rocks over there..."

by mojoschweni19

Unfinished Business

Occasionally a passing guard or security drone would stroll by and break the silence, but nothing else did – nothing, that is, save for three dark-cloaked figures darting through the bright halls.

by sporty2443
The Jelly Chia: The Diary

Today, Daddy and I played some games. We jumped and ran around and it was really fun.

by lux_aeterna1234
Misguided

The blind Ogrin blinked in confusion. He had not been visited by an expert ninja – he was sure of that – but how had that Neopian entered and left the training school without even the slightest sound?

by chimp_chicken_fish
Too Many Words

"Well... okay," I interrupted his endless praise of the trumpet. "I have to go help Ellen with... something. So, bye—"

by laurapet131
Illusen the Kadoatie #3: Little Mooty

"You got a Mootix?!" she said with joy.

by skittyfan100
Fortuna Laspus

It was probably the eye patch.

by kioasakka
Tuesday's News

"I want you to get your lazy rear out of bed for once. We're going somewhere!"

by merlynia
Just Siblings

Once they were outside the thick gold doors, Tetchla turned to her older brother. Her face crumpled in frustration and sorrow. "Katte, this is awful!" she moaned. "How am I supposed to find a dress at this late notice?"

by pringlz
Shooting Star Race

"I dreamed I was racing a shooting star across Meridell."

by blackghoulmon
 
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The Second-Hand Shoppe



It sits in the Neopian Plaza, between the modern Defenders HQ and the Welcome Center, oft overlooked by those seeking only to go to the Kadoatery or the Wishing Well. It's rather unassuming - it is, after all, modeled after a cardboard box. But I was sure it had something to offer me, both in terms of knowledge and cheap (read: free) wearables. So I decided I would devote a week of my time to scouring the...



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The Many Faces of Neoboard Smilies
If you want to make friends on the neoboards, you don't want to be the person who overuses smilies. Thus, I will examine some of the most common smilies and tell you when and when not to use them.

by jj2277

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The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement
What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves?

by pertaoiin

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A Lesson Well Learned: Part Five
"My guess is he's still back at the institute somewhere, along with all the other students who mysteriously vanished during the last week."

by horripilated

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Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part Five
She found herself walking through the National Neopian's grand, imposing, metre-thick doors and into the lobby inside...

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by masaryk_the_mad


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So Says the Slorg!
How Karma got stuck with Mr. Slug.

by supercheezee

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Life With Menace
Storytime ends here.

by altadoor



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