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Jhudora's Big Bluff

What a tragedy! The most powerful Dark Faerie, reduced to impersonating her arch nemesis! The problem was that nobody did her quests anymore.

by atkinspet
The Little Artifact That Destroyed the Universe

Yiiva's most prized possession was an antique Faerie Queen Doll, lovingly given to her by her grandmother for her 16th birthday.

by lemonkitty13
Aqua's Diary

Why must we live in the Haunted Woods? Every day, I stay locked up in my house, forbidden to leave without one of my siblings.

by catloverusa
Of Speeches, Royal Acaras, and Notecards

"Remember the Ski Lodge you stayed at? Well, we've decided to invite you as a guest speaker. You'll write a speech about your skiing experiences, and this will gather better publicity for the lodge."

by chocolate_lover67
Evil Poker

"It's just the three of us," Von Roo said in a dry, menacing voice as he looked at the tray, and Jhudora nodded.

by draconis
Cashmere, Meepits, and Evil Scientists, Oh My!

See, not all Meepits are bad. Just most. *cowers in fear from random Meepits staring* Um, I mean, gotta love 'em.

by sheik_30999
Not Your Average Heist

"We have no time to waste. Get ready and meet me in Meridell this evening," Jhudora whispered fiercely.

by ennaxor60
Fated or Fabricated?

Was he ready for this journey, for the discovery it would bring? He didn't know. He only knew that right there, right then, he was going to realize his dream. He was going to Kreludor.

by goo761_
Sloth's Master Plan

"Order!" Dr. Sloth cried, banging his gavel on the podium. "Order! I will have order!"

by supercomputer276
Rain Crystal

In the Lost Desert, any name with the word 'rain' was said to bless people with prosperity and protection against the unknown. No one knew when this came about...

by clovermint209
The Forgotten Minion

I remember the evening he arrived. It was dark and rainy...

by helpamerica38
Card Quest

"Sil! What are you doing?"

The cloud Shoyru looked up from the picnic table he sat at, Neodeck cards spread out in front of him.

by dragon10044

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Why Jhudora is the Best

I know what you're thinking. "What kind of a crazy person would ever like Jhudora," or maybe, "This must have been a mistype. This person must have meant Illusen." Are you thinking these things? Because if you are, you are wrong, wrong, WRONG! Jhudora is the best! What, not convinced? I'll try to help you understand... First of all, Jhudora actually LIVES in Faerieland, unlike those deserters, Illusen and Taelia. I mean...

Other Stories


Jhudora: Always So Dark?
Was Jhudora always evil?

by _akira_10


Three Myths of Jhudora - Debunked!
It's time to see Jhudora in a whole new light.

by gloomyparadise


The Great Race: Part Five
"The Haunted Woods is a different place at night. Things wake up, things move, paths that were there before are gone."

by solcana64


Unrest: Part Six
"Read books she wasn't allowed to?" a faerie asked sharply as she strode into the room after Annette and Raven. "What books?"

by linda_reincarnated


The Wacky World of Ezel68

by ezel68


The Kadoatery is Not Enough - Part 2
The Meepits may have won our last battle...

by burning_shadows_79

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