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Clocks

His favorite spot in the shop was in the far back, a place where most customers never bothered to go, where tiny spyders lived in the corners and spun silken designs in their webs.

by vanessa1357924680
The Revenge of the Pant Devil

I opened the front door expecting to see the happy Christmas figure of a Bruce. Instead, Montu had tears streaming down her face.

by absdafabs
Bedtime Reading

Then he looked up at his older sister. "Quijj, read to me." 

"That's nice," the Pteri replied absently, turning the page.

by moriwen

A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe

Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

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by crazy_holly_ii

A Play About Nobody and Nothing

If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.

by mamasimios
The Meaning of Family

"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin

Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!

Most of Neovia has become rather bland, but there are rumors of things that go bump in the night. Whenever someone is suspicious of their neighbor, they send me to investigate.

by smudgeoffudge
Snowager's Shadow

Everyone knows that he has a pile of treasure in that cave and that he guards it day and night. But has anybody ever seen him leave that cave?

by annuuna
The Legend of the Brain Tree

Twilight had set over the Haunted Woods.

by jace_on_the_flip
 
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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...




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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Ten
Milk grabbed my arm and, making sure he had my attention, sent me an intense look that I've gotten from Xaea a lot. Don't do anything stupid.

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The Mysterious Affair At Virtupets: Part Three
We were all silent, waiting for Syod to speak again. We all had the same three questions in mind.

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Just Plain Crazy
The wig!

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Gourmet!
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