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The Bereavement

The door opened; she tensed, dreading her mother. But it was only her brother, from whom she could be reasonably certain of a little careless sympathy...

by jokerhahaazzz
No Honor Among Thieves

Galem leaned back. "You've been looking for a way to prove your worth to us..."

by solcana64
A Day in the Life of a Wadjet

He just couldn't imagine being warm blooded. It must be horrid!

by goodsigns
The Greatest Gift of All

Sage the Faerie Gelert sat quietly at her study desk, a normal place for her to be on such a lovely sunny day.

by puppy_girl252
Voyage of the Starlite

For years, Virtupets had been sending ships and probes in to chart the area. None had ever returned.

by newenglandquizzer
Do I Know You?

"Ok, guys, time for Neoschool," Darth said happily – too happily. Something was up.

by thediractor
Broken Wing, Humble Heart

Each night, when he was done for the day, I would pepper him with questions as to what he was up to. "Just wait and see," was his constant response.

by blackghoulmon
Haunted Waltz

"The last team that was secretly sent there has been confirmed missing, so it's our job to find them and rescue them!"

by elyssablow
Kitten

Kitten was a large male Skeith who didn't take flack from anyone.

by taipeiss
A Misconception

Dr. Sloth narrowed his eyes, and Rido could swear he saw them flash crimson. "You think this is easy?" he began, voice rising along with his apparent anger.

by illumiinate
 
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"A Misconception" by illumiinate
"I'VE HAD IT!" Rido, the blue Grundo, cringed—managing to duck before Dr. Sloth's arm could connect with his head. It was Thursday, signaling the weekly meeting in which his master was required to display his wicked plan towards destroying Neopia. All was going well, until the...




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