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The Golden Weewoo

It was a Weewoo.

I had only heard of these in tales of lore...

by fluorescency

Writer's Block

A little voice in my head told me I was no good at writing and I should just give up. I hated this voice. I had named it Albert.

by trisshamster
The Neopian Times 450 Extravaganza

"Today I will be talking to some of the Neopian Times' most well-known recurring comic characters."

by a_greenparrot
Make It 450 And You Have a Deal

"You're a klutz, Myr," he said mercilessly. "Not even the Organization's Altair division would take you in."

by kattrish
450 Days

It was also the number of days it had been since a certain red Mynci had seen her family – the number of days she'd been studying abroad on Mystery Island...

by sweetie_me274
450 Minutes of Sleep

In Meridell, I watched as the wind blew...

by jdb1984
Unenlightened

The streets were empty. Just like that. Everyone gone. The sudden silence rang in her ears...

by hermione_890_neo
The To Do List

The paper extends out of my hands, overflowing like a crisp, frozen paper waterfall onto the floor, bulleted items in neat little rows all the way to the bottom.

Also by ginny_invisible

by pafc_will

450 Reasons Never to Trust a Weewoo

"It's finally complete!" Zeke shouted in triumph. "The most wonderful, well-written story Neopia will ever see!"

by dlandwehrs4816
Petpet Talk: Into the Neopian Times

The daycare was on its very first field trip—the magnificent, awe striking, large building that was none other than the Neopian Times headquarters.

by christmas_ice
Cliché Day

"The day I've been waiting for is here! A cliché day!"

by solcana64
450 Miles

Reuben, his weapon making business and his roguish grin were famous... so famous that Salita wanted to crawl into her quarters and never show her face.

by precious_katuch14
Milk and Cookie - Around the World

In a cosy cottage outside of Meridell lived two good friends - Milk and Cookie.

by vendince
Searching for Sunshine

It is beautiful when it rains, and we don't notice that when we shriek and flee from the sudden downpour...

by 00baies_love00
Once Upon an Attic

"You look troubled," said the Krawk when she opened the door. "Perhaps I can be of assistance..."

by micrody
 
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Other Stories


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45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian Lifetime
I would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone.

by wildwindtornado

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67 Ways to Know You're a Loyal User
You have been with Neopets through the ups and downs, the rights and lefts, the forwards and backwards, the slants and diagonals, and possibly even a bit of 4-dimensional time travel.

by umbreon54399

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Ascension: Part Five
One of the greatest lessons she had learned from her predecessor was the importance of never catering to pets like Velvet; to follow the whims of someone who did not respect you meant you did not respect yourself.

by d_morton

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Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part Four
"T-this must have been a trap, d-disguised with vines to keep intruders out!"

by meggierules2129

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Kiochi Crossover
Starring Chibino's pets, Kio and Chi! :D

by _pokemon12_63

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At the Shrine...
Help?

by larenchan



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