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A Smuggler's Business

Jagged saw the world and was quick to bring back souvenirs from his adventures.

Souvenirs, of course, being smuggled treasures.

by dragonstorm_75

Instability Among Defenders

There'd be no mistaking him for a superhero today.

by charybdis7
The Meaning of Beauty

I had always been a pretty weird Poogle.

by one_two_one
The Poogle Apprentice

He is the Poogle Apprentice. He can perform only two spells, but they are all that is needed: a shrinking spell and a simple teleportation spell.

by crazymomskid1
A Dangerous Night With Balthazar

"Balthazar!" the faerie squeaked.

by luna4400

Yes, she was a lovely pink Draik indeed, beautiful and rare, the envy of all her owner's friends and their pets.

by natalia_ivanovna
Tales from Koi: Amberrianna

"What if she gets another pet?" I suggested quietly.

by purpleweirdo
Not Now, Not Ever

"Can you tell me how it was? You know, in the pound?"

by rpheart124
The Metal Box of DOOM!

I was once trapped in my owner's SDB.

by 7splat52
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"The Metal Box of DOOM!" by 7splat52
It's really, really creepy how your SDB enlarges to fit the items you chuck in. I mean, really, have you ever heard of a growing box? I was once trapped in my owner's SDB. I am so lucky that we clean it out every couple months, but it really was petrifying. *shudders* Now I'm using big words. *counts* I must have used, like, TWO words that had more than three syllables! My...

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by ktkdk


Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part One
There was, I felt, an inherent design flaw in aquatic – terrestrial correspondence through Neomail.

by horripilated


The Unlucky One: Part Two
Ashalyia coughed and waved away the smoke. "How was your book?" she asked.

by solcana64


A Mynci's Tale
Uh oh.

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by amitto


Anderis's New Paint Brush: Part 2 of 2
There's more than one way to paint a Kyrii! :3

by jackjack1234

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