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The Rose

"Sir?"

So engrossed was Sir Lucian Silveste in pruning his precious rose bush that in his surprise, he snipped off one of the red blossoms.

by precious_katuch14

Neopoint

Clink, a simple toss, just a flick up in the air with a forefinger and a thumb, it twirls above the well for a moment, reflecting the sunlight, dancing even as an inanimate object--and then it has fallen, bouncing against the stone walls of the Wishing Well...

by ginny_invisible
Trip to Turmaculus

The sun was shining brightly at their backs as the travelling pair could be seen approaching over the eastern hills.

by simplyalice
The Tale of the Odd Valentine

The Jelly Chia flipped the note in his gelatinous paws, his thoughts in turmoil. He had read it hundreds of times now, but the concept of a 'valentine' eluded him.

by dragonstorm_75
A Valentine for Dr. Sloth

"It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines."

by mamasimios
Simple Things

Snow whirled around the airship. Blizzard conditions, the captain had said when they'd entered the storm.

by kittengriffin
Where The Weewoo Fly

"It seems I've got a rainbow weewoo on my hands. How did ya get in there?"

by sylviau
The Best Mistake Ever

"Ooh, do I smell CHOCOLATE?"

by hc_huggle
Why Do We Need Valentines Cards, Anyway?

"I forgot about it too," Clyde said sourly. "But our teacher reminded us. Now we've all got to make valentines for everyone in class."

Art by nut862

by nut862

A Complete and Ignominious V-day Catastrophe

Silence fell upon the table as both Jhudora and Sloth scoured the menu in search of incorrect subject-verb agreements.

by larkspurlane
 
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"A Valentine for Dr. Sloth" by mamasimios
When Maoush opened his mouth to respond, Sloth waved both hands with contempt. "I am not asking for your opinion, Quartermaster, I am prefacing my own with a rhetorical flourish. It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines..."




Other Stories


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Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care
This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!

by popolopolis_the_3rd_

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Feel the Love
On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

by cheeseworld101

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Four
Silverdrop stepped forward. "Knock it off, Ash," she growled. "It's obvious he isn't one of them now."

by cpmtiger

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Awakening: Part Two
"What makes you think dark faeries like Jhudora have as much compassion as dungeon masters?"

by linda_reincarnated

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New! at the NC Mall
Baby clothes!

by lunarstar3

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Talk About a Random Valentine's
Blayne always has trouble on Valentine's Day.

by buizelmaniac



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