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The Day Neopets Was Down

From the beginning, everyone knew this meeting would end horribly.

by silly51366507
True Friendship

Like usual, Lora woke up and got ready for Neoschool. On the way, like usual she walked along with Sarah, a Royal Usul. They had been best friends ever since Sarah had moved from Shenkuu.

by rider_galbatorix
Another Bathroom, Please

"By the time she gets out, it'll be time for school. There's just not enough time for all of us to have a shower before we leave."

by littlest_wiley
Pilot

I trudged back to my home from school slowly. I sighed. I was tired of being picked on. I hate being small. And I hate being helpless.

by alpha_squadron_166
The Magma is Always Hotter

"Well, it would suit your personality," joked his sister Split, a strawberry Gelert. "You do have a hot temper, after all."

by hc_huggle
It Has Always Been Right in Front of You

I am so busy avoiding the trees that I do not notice a cliff, one that I am headed towards. I run off of it before I even realize it is there.

by silvercloud13
The Whimton Musicians

There was a Wall on the west side of Whimton that separated us from the plains between the town and the Haunted Woods. It was that same gloomy gray shade as the rest of Whimton, and nobody really knew why it was there.

by catofparadise
What He Saw and Heard

"Greetings, Armourer."

The Lupe stifled a nasty reply and gave Lord Darigan a hasty bow.

by dragonstorm_75

Princess Aratemese

Ara dropped her pencil in surprise. Friday, why must it be due on Friday?

by pretsel_is_back
 
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"The Day Neopets Was Down" by silly51366507
It had come to the attention of mostly everyone in Neopia that for some reason, many Neopets and even a few Petpets ate Petpets. Cannibals! So invitations were sent out. They went to Grarrls, Skeiths, Jetsams, and even a few Lupes. They also went out to the most famous of Petpet eaters, Florg, the Turmaculus, and Balthazar...




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