|Enter the Snowflake's lair...
||Issue: 426 | 15th day of Sleeping, Y12
|A Typical Day In The Life Of An Enslaved Grundo"T'KAR!!! I DO NOT PAY YOU TO LAZE AROUND!! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE – WITH MY SLIPPERS – IMMEDIATELY!!"|
|Grundos, Rocks, and Other ThingsHe was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.|
|Long NightsSo with nowhere else to turn... I worked for Dr. Sloth. And sometimes... things just went wrong. |
|The Ruby Chest"I'm leaving today, Tunqar, with the crew. We're gonna explore Neopia. I've been looking forward to it for months, but now..."|
|SpaceWhen you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming. |
|Worth a Thousand WordsShe had no name. Nobody outside a cage spoke to her except Dr. Death and Rose.|
|Biography of a Villain: Dr. Frank SlothThe line between villain and hero has never been so thin.|
|A Cracked Bottle of SandNo one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.|
|The Magical Faellie"I'm trying to create a potion for the 'make your own potion' contest. It has to be original, and I'm not allowed to look at any spell or magical potion books..."|
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"Worth a Thousand Words" by kittengriffin
Dr. Death nodded absently. "She's worth a thousand words."
"Not Neopoints?" The Grundo reached a finger through his cage, tapping the sign on his door. "Everyone else is up for those."
"We get enough of those," Dr. Death said, turning to the cages on the other side of the aisle...
|A Guide to Mutant Pets|
How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...
|The Month of Sleeping|
It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.
|Hearts of Fire: Part One|
She crept into one of the narrow corridors of the Virtupets Space Station. The only light came from the intermittent blinks of the status buttons...