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His paws ached. They had been right, all of them. Gnorbu were not built for climbing mountains.

by punkinunk
The Flavour of Thunder

Rufe loved how the air tasted when a really serious storm was brewing. It tasted like burnt popcorn – of excitement, and freedom, and the wild abandon of thunder rolling over the skies.

by mubris
Family Fun Fridays Not So Much Fun

"Have any of you guys seen my purse?" she asked as she threw all the pillows off the couch.

by kittybutterscotch
Revenge of the Meepits

"A trip? Indeed? But where to, my good Meepit?"

by bearhollow
The History of Backgrounds

Pete the green Kyrii settled down on the hill looking up on the Altador shores. He unfolded his easel and chose some paint colors.

by danielleplicka
Project: Gnomebuster Rescue

"We've eliminated the gnome threat in Brightvale," Truth said over the radio. "We're headed back to base with the captured gnomes."

by pokemaster_ultimate
Pirate Letters


I'm not sure if you remember me. You used to play with me and Jacques on Krawk Island.

by jdb1984

A Slorgy Tale

Once upon an obscure time in an equally obscure land far away was an obscure kingdom called Slorgland.

by o_liveandlearn_o
Turmaculus Memories

In a hidden glade, deep in the forests of Meridell, the large Turmaculus sleeps. Time moves soundlessly, nights into days and minutes into years...

Also by pafc_will

by ginny_invisible

A Glimpse of Mine

It's that time of week again. The morning of a Saturday, the weekend, I am very glad to say.

by farah_fadam
In the Neopian Pound

She huddled in the corner of her cage (and it was a cage, albeit a comfortable one, no matter what anyone said), barely even glancing at the crowds of people making their way through the corridor outside.

by pokewomon
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Easy Game Avatars

A lot of the game avatars take a good combination of skill and luck, but some are easier than you think. Of course, I can't tell you how to get them (that would take the fun out of it!), but I can give you hints as to which games you should try. I guarantee you that even if you're not good at games (or think you're not good at games) you can get these avatars within a day of trying (most much less)...

Other Stories


10 Characters You Don't Want To Meet In Neopia
A list of the top ten devious, dangerous and deadly characters in Neopia.

by valkyrieshadows


How to Avoid Costly Impulse Buying
Seven quick tips to avoid cleaning out your wallet for something worth nothing more than pocket change.

by warriorhawkshadow


Above The Ashes: Part Four
"It sure doesn't sound like you're too motivated to find that beast," Elisse replied angrily. "I guess you don't care that it's now on the loose."

Also by imogenweasley. Art by imogenweasley.

by dan4884


Difficulties: Part Six
Why, this is easy, I realized. I guess it wasn't necessary to read all of those "learning to swim" books. It comes naturally for Flotsams!

by majikel


Fail Rescue
Make sure your lunch is not a petpet first.

by dragonstorm_75


sanity ltd
No Chias were harmed in the making of this comic.

by thunderlight314

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