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Short Stories


He Who Thwarted the Monoceraptor

What REALLY happened to the Monoceraptor? Who is the true hero behind that tale?

by scarvogue
I Have Wings

They both needed a breath of fresh air.

by goaliegirlp09
Ummagine Tea

The best way to get Ummagines is to go find them ourselves. As we probably all know, Ummagines grow deep underground.

by blackghoulmon
A Sea of Fantasy

She appreciated the scenery and tranquility that the lush forest offered her. It was a haven from the rigid, demanding life that she lived in the palace...

by traumerai
Missing Mercy

I groaned. I did NOT want to drag my much-younger sister around the Marketplace with me to look for a stamp for my collection.

by shalontay54
Simply Leah

Laughter filled the hall of the high school, and Leah's cheeks burned as several voices of her fellow students taunted her.

by shadow_sabre_
The Clouds Above Us

"Never before have I heard of a cloud following a Neopet around. You must be a very important Neopet, indeed."

by kinda_klepto
One Thousand Neopoints

"It's the home of billions of neopoints. Billions! Can you imagine all of the fun we could have with billions of neopoints?"

by littlemissmarauder
Let's Make Soup

"Let's just grab some stuff that sounds like it would go in a soup. Then we'll put it in a bowl and make it warm."

by majikel
 
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Making Your Neopets Shine!
Helping give your pets some goals makes Neopia a more fun place and makes your pets even more unique.

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Dumplings: Great For Every Occasion
You peek into your cupboard, searching for that perfect lunch, but all you see are those Neo Crackers, and you sigh. If only there was something good to eat!

by typlohisioh

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Extreme Difficulty: Part Two
"Don't," Kim says, kicking open the door, "mess with this family."

by iris220_ll

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Shattered Sunlight: Part Six
Sloth's army sparkled in the rising sun.

by kittengriffin

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Gettin' Freaky - Scene 1
I pay you to work and I certainly don't see ANY of THAT!!!

by tykaios

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Red Bouncy Ball... of DOOM!
Hey, it's better than a giant squid.

by emmalee_3



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