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Wohm: The Reluctant Hero

"Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

by mamasimios
Banana Cream Coffee

He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp
Ten Neggs Sat on a Shelf

It was night time in the Neggery, and ten Neggs sat on a shelf quietly, thinking to themselves.

by rosabellk
The Phantom Stylists

An epic tale about survival, crazy hair-dos, and 4 neopets and their owner.

by olim333
Best Friends for Life and Longer

I don't know what to think. Did she really write this letter to me? After everything that had happened so long ago? She wants to be friends again?

by rhosymedre
Such a Snotty Grundo

"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

by dlandwehrs4816
A Place of Rest

Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

by ntkgwgoty
 
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"I've Never Felt Better" by catofparadise
He was a gray Wocky, with no sort of color on him at all save for his mane, which was a rather gloomy and depressing shade of blue. He wore a suit, a top hat, and a frown. He was sitting in a large blue chair in front of a desk. His study was filled with shelves of...




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Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild
What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

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The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition
This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Three
Zylaa didn't report me right away. She seemed rather startled by my candid reply to her question, but she didn't go running to the nearest guard.

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by chocolateisamust


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The Dragon Flower: Part One
"Amina, do you remember the way to the forest from here?" the Lutari asked the blue Xweetok.

by waterfairyrani

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PetPranks -- Boom Breath!
BOOM.

by minkyon

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Jack of all Trades
Fire Pets

by robbiepants



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