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Wohm: The Reluctant Hero

"Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

by mamasimios
Banana Cream Coffee

He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp
Ten Neggs Sat on a Shelf

It was night time in the Neggery, and ten Neggs sat on a shelf quietly, thinking to themselves.

by rosabellk
The Phantom Stylists

An epic tale about survival, crazy hair-dos, and 4 neopets and their owner.

by olim333
Best Friends for Life and Longer

I don't know what to think. Did she really write this letter to me? After everything that had happened so long ago? She wants to be friends again?

by rhosymedre
Such a Snotty Grundo

"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

by dlandwehrs4816
A Place of Rest

Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

by ntkgwgoty
 
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"Such a Snotty Grundo" by dlandwehrs4816
Nothing was worse for the maintenance Grundos than when Dr. Sloth had a dinner guest. Two Grundos were forced to serve each time, and were often used by Sloth and his villain friends as target practice. The Scientist was the worst. Last time he came he had turned the charming pink Grundo...




Other Stories


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An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17

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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself
Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil

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The Adventures of Lucy: Part Four
"Goodbye, Hannah," I said quietly, giving her a sincere hug. "You'll write me, won't you?"

by majikel

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The Curse: Part Ten
It occurred to him to wonder how he had gotten here, and why he had ventured out onto the road, but upon the whole it did not seem to matter very much anymore.

by jokerhahaazzz

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Something Has Happened!
Deep in thought...

by yaminoto

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PetPranks -- Boom Breath!
BOOM.

by minkyon



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