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Short Stories

What's My Gift?

Right from the start, I was a lively Ixi...

by turtle_squash
Singing Despite Snowfall

What good was it being the richest Neopian if you couldn't do anything with the riches?

by yellowsugardog
How the Robot Learned Love

He was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.

by doeful
Is New Really Improved?

The special limited edition Fair Maiden Usuki – only a thousand were made, and it would never be produced again.

by geneames1
The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?

"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."

by sakura_crystal_wulf
Letting Go

"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o
The Pirate and the Princess

No. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.

by alhan_shadowseeker
The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!

"We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh.

by jayo289
Sophie versus the Altador Cup

Sophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."

by a_greenparrot
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Your Dice of Destiny

First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...

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A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny
Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind


MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine
Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian


The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part Seven
"Now, what can I help you with, majesty?" She grinned as if finding herself hilariously clever for knowing who Cove was.

by ayame_23


A Single Prediction: Part Four
"If I couldn't surprise you, then I wouldn't be very good at defending Neopia."

by be2aware


Blizzard: Wishing Well
Aussehen wants to play with the wishing well.

by flyingfox07


Lol, wut? #1
The Endless Plains?

by norbert811

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