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Shoes

I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.

by nativsis
Actions and Words

This part of my story began in the Pound, just like many other Neopets.

by blackghoulmon
Confessions of a Giant Squid

Being the king of all that is Underwater and Fishing, I have responsibility over everything that is Underwater and Fishing.

by fallingrain05
Three Kreludan Rocks

"Don't play dumb with me," Valka snapped, slamming a hoof on his desk making the two jump. "Those three rocks you collected while you were off strutting around Kreludor."

by matjake44_3
Paper Butterflies

He pins the Neopian Times on his wall, frames and hangs them like butterflies.

by ralph89170
The Virtual Tour Guide: Identification Number 0400

"How do you destroy Evil Fuzzles?"

by o_liveandlearn_o
The Magician Cometh

'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?'

by d_morton
Unlucky Issue Four Hundred

The magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in."

by taipeiss
The 400 Steps to Kreludor

Flurple was a starry Kacheek, but more than that, he was a dreamer.

by mamasimios
400 Times The Madness

This morning started out the same as usual.

by chipmunks_rule
A Fruit Machine Frolic for Issue Four Hundred

P.S. we would like to inform you that you have been voted most likely to be abducted by Alien Aishas.

by larkspurlane
Always Look on the Brightvale Side of Life

It started as every adventure should- with a theme song.

by silent_snow
Counting Woes

"Her name is Kaley," Amy said. "I just got her today." She held out her arms for Cassie to look at the pet. "What do you think?"

by maltese51191
A Chance Friendship

Suddenly my owner sat up straight, her eyes widening. "Is that the time? Coincidence, I have to go."

by joey200010
The Weewoo Nest

Ma says that I shouldn't sit out there for so long, since I'll catch a cold. But I told her that I haven't ever seen a cold, so how could I catch it?

by jayo289
 
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400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache
Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...

by crazy_4_sushi

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Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!
How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

by destinationxunknown

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Flying High: Part Seven
Another look of anger spread over Jhudora's face. "I don't need to cheat or use magic to defeat a puny human like you!" she snapped...

by bugsypal9

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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Three
Molly took off in the air, managing to just dodge the Pant Devil's frantic grabs...

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Evil Lurks Everywhere
The story behind my Evil Fuzzle avatar

by _fuine_

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Rhymes And Good Fun - Happy 400th!
Happy 400th Issue!

Concept by xiceangelzx

by taz_241590




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