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"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
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Mysteries: Altador Cup

You may be thinking to yourself at the moment, "Mysteries of the Altador Cup? I know everything about the Altador Cup, what mysteries could there be?" or maybe "There isn't enough space to fit all of the mysteries of the Altador Cup in the 50,000 word maximum of a Neopian Times article!" if you look at things from my perspective...

Other Stories


Mysteries of the Altador Cup
Do the meepits secretly have something to do with the Altador Cup? Dr. Sloth?

by mark600929


A Gamer's Guide to the Neopian Summer
When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply.

by ashi2k5


An Iliad: Part Five
Carefully, Azure stepped out and was escorted by her two guards along a corridor. She kept her eyes peeled for an opportunity for escape...

by eternus_dragon


Slippery Soup: Part Four
"Hello, how are the soups coming along? I hope my recipes are clear enough..."

by black_skull725


Remedy for Boredom - Part III
Awwww, Arkqus is so cute!

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1


Aggravted AvaStars #2
Ever wonder how some Neopians are affected by the avatar craze? Edition two: The Cliffhanger Tuskaninny

by amelia_124

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