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Portraits

"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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Other Stories


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Your Neopets: Are They Really Happy?
Many owners make a vital mistake by thinking that they don't need to feed their pets.

by 5qua5h5qua5h

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Apparently, You CAN Play With Food
In this game, you control an energetic Blumaroo (who happens to look delicious).

by omega_hobo_gogeta

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The Curse: Part Seven
It was time, Lockwood had decided, to locate the cravat.

by jokerhahaazzz

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In The Yooyu Cage: Part Three
Now there was absolutely nothing to stop the other Yooyus from believing that he was 100% evil...

by hidden_cloak

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Chokatotic
And you could see the strawberry juice running down his chin...

by lilbluespoons

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Pink Bean #1
Dear Diary...

by minerva198



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