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"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...




Other Stories


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All About The Lupe
Everything you'd ever want to know about the Lupe.

by sierra4324

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A Puzzling Game entitled Roodoku
Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers?

by lakefox

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Flying High: Part Six
The entire crew were standing on the bow, holding their breath as the Sweet Fyora sailed closer and closer to Faerieland...

by bugsypal9

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Snowfall's Solstice: Part Four
Taelia coughed. "Claire, I believe you were here for a quest?"

by soupfaerie_best

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Remedy for Boredom - Part III
Awwww, Arkqus is so cute!

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1


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The Ultimate Game of Hide-and-Seek
Why not to paint your pets cloud or camouflage.

Idea by dogcrazy04140

by lyteila




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