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Portraits

"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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Mysteries: Altador Cup



You may be thinking to yourself at the moment, "Mysteries of the Altador Cup? I know everything about the Altador Cup, what mysteries could there be?" or maybe "There isn't enough space to fit all of the mysteries of the Altador Cup in the 50,000 word maximum of a Neopian Times article!" if you look at things from my perspective...



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Mysteries of the Altador Cup
Do the meepits secretly have something to do with the Altador Cup? Dr. Sloth?

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A Gamer's Guide to the Neopian Summer
When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply.

by ashi2k5

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Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part One
No matter how fast he pushed his short legs, he always ended up a few yards back. This was one of the reasons he resented being painted Baby. "Guys, wait up!"

by meghen200

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Flying High: Part Six
The entire crew were standing on the bow, holding their breath as the Sweet Fyora sailed closer and closer to Faerieland...

by bugsypal9

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Chokatotic
And you could see the strawberry juice running down his chin...

by lilbluespoons

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The Furry Bandage
The Lupe was zapped by the lab ray and turned into a boy.

by notebookses



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