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"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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"Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World" by a_greenparrot
"A Meepit working for TNT?! How can people believe such rubbish?" she exclaimed, ignorant of the fact that she had believed it only a few seconds ago. "I don't know how he got people to listen to him, but..."




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Mysteries of the Altador Cup
Do the meepits secretly have something to do with the Altador Cup? Dr. Sloth?

by mark600929

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Your Neopets: Are They Really Happy?
Many owners make a vital mistake by thinking that they don't need to feed their pets.

by 5qua5h5qua5h

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400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Four
Did the inhabitants of Meridell know where the Aisha Enchantress resided? Living so close to her, I expected them to at least have heard rumours.

by iloenchen

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Slippery Soup: Part Four
"Hello, how are the soups coming along? I hope my recipes are clear enough..."

by black_skull725

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Glum - adj. dejected; morose
Why my pet has been unhappy lately.

by seminiray

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Chibi Adventures
Avatar Aftermath

by kristykimmy



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