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Short Stories


Portraits

"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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Summer: Gamer's Guide



When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply and whilst this is a good thing, it does present us with a tricky decision: "Which game do I play?" As the warm weather approaches, Neopian citizens struggle to keep their temperature down and their minds engaged, making the choice just that little bit harder. Here is a concise list...



Other Stories


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The Tale of Two Chias
"Say 'Pie!'"

by kylacz

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A Puzzling Game entitled Roodoku
Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers?

by lakefox

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400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Four
Did the inhabitants of Meridell know where the Aisha Enchantress resided? Living so close to her, I expected them to at least have heard rumours.

by iloenchen

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In The Yooyu Cage: Part Three
Now there was absolutely nothing to stop the other Yooyus from believing that he was 100% evil...

by hidden_cloak

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Cool as Ice
Now with 66.6667% more ice!

by pikemaster1

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Battledome Stats
Fast + Frail = Injury

by dragon_nut64



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