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"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
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"Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World" by a_greenparrot
"A Meepit working for TNT?! How can people believe such rubbish?" she exclaimed, ignorant of the fact that she had believed it only a few seconds ago. "I don't know how he got people to listen to him, but..."

Other Stories


Apparently, You CAN Play With Food
In this game, you control an energetic Blumaroo (who happens to look delicious).

by omega_hobo_gogeta


10 Rarest Stamps: Shedding Light on the Most Elusive Collectables
Any avatar collector will tell you that some of the most difficult avatars to obtain are the ones for completely filling out portions of the stamp albums.

by sicillan_killer


A Very Neovian Election: Part Five
"Enchanted? Have you hit your head? My pastries contain no artificial flavourings whatsoever!" the Crumpetmonger told him.

by herdygerdy


The Adventures of Lucy: Part One
The AstroVilla hotel, part of the NeoLodge, is pretty much my second home. I've stayed here so many times that I stopped counting...

by majikel


The Neopian Bizarre
Try looking into professional-grade equipment next time.

by thewinkingcat


You never know what may happen...

by munchkiinz

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