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||Issue: 389 | 24th day of Eating, Y11
|The Tale of an Unknown FaerieThe Faerie Queen's smile vanished. Unknown Faeries were a most important matter. Unknown Faeries were very rare and peculiar, indeed.|
|To Make A DifferenceThe night was cold. The forecast showed a massive storm heading towards Neopia Central.|
|A Lonely PlaceAt least here at the Presidential Palace, he got room service, access to the pool and the restaurant. It wasn't the same, though. He was still by himself and still lonely.|
|SugarShortly after we got her, she chewed a hole. Clear through the wall.|
|A Long Lost Sister"You mean I used to have a sister?"|
|Petpet Talk: The Prank"Excuse me?" Arnold demanded, glaring at the three snickering Meepits. "What in Sloth's name is this?"|
|Can Chias See?I wrote my story in hopes of helping other Neopets to come to terms if they too find themselves as a new species, as well as putting those rumours that Chias can't see to rest! |
|A Tale of the Grundo ThiefThe Grundo pulled his ears in frustration. Didn't these foremen know that today was Sloth's inspection of the Freaky Factory? |
|Role Reversal"Good going, Doctor D, you're a real ray of sunshine." Her tone was laced with sarcasm.|
|A Need for Change"WAAA!" Xweeyona tried again, nudging her paws at the barricade that stopped her from frolicking in the multi-colored leaves that covered the perimeters of their yard. |
|Battle of the Band GeeksWe all turned to look at our rivals... the drummers. Brazen, obnoxious, and annoying, they made it their sole purpose in life to put us down. |
|April's FoolOnly one of my pranks was actually mean...
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"Can Chias See?" by amitybelle
"You're at the bottom of Terror Mountain, surrounded in all this snow, and you wonder why you're cold?" He chuckled to himself. "You need something warm to wear. Why don't you go see Mika and Carassa? They're Chias, too." What was a Chia? What was this guy on about?
|Digging into Spring|
If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!
|Of Mutants and Meepits: Part Two|
"Could an idiot achieve what I have? I am now on the very brink of transforming all of Neopia into mutants, completely under my authority. You showed me before where the flaw lay in my old scheme: it was too slow!"
|So Not Fair!: Part Two|
Before Ami could say a word, Minty jumped right in. "Of course we can! We can train him to sit in only one hour, can't we, Ami?"