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||Issue: 389 | 24th day of Eating, Y11
|The Tale of an Unknown FaerieThe Faerie Queen's smile vanished. Unknown Faeries were a most important matter. Unknown Faeries were very rare and peculiar, indeed.|
|To Make A DifferenceThe night was cold. The forecast showed a massive storm heading towards Neopia Central.|
|A Lonely PlaceAt least here at the Presidential Palace, he got room service, access to the pool and the restaurant. It wasn't the same, though. He was still by himself and still lonely.|
|SugarShortly after we got her, she chewed a hole. Clear through the wall.|
|A Long Lost Sister"You mean I used to have a sister?"|
|Petpet Talk: The Prank"Excuse me?" Arnold demanded, glaring at the three snickering Meepits. "What in Sloth's name is this?"|
|Can Chias See?I wrote my story in hopes of helping other Neopets to come to terms if they too find themselves as a new species, as well as putting those rumours that Chias can't see to rest! |
|A Tale of the Grundo ThiefThe Grundo pulled his ears in frustration. Didn't these foremen know that today was Sloth's inspection of the Freaky Factory? |
|Role Reversal"Good going, Doctor D, you're a real ray of sunshine." Her tone was laced with sarcasm.|
|A Need for Change"WAAA!" Xweeyona tried again, nudging her paws at the barricade that stopped her from frolicking in the multi-colored leaves that covered the perimeters of their yard. |
|Battle of the Band GeeksWe all turned to look at our rivals... the drummers. Brazen, obnoxious, and annoying, they made it their sole purpose in life to put us down. |
|April's FoolOnly one of my pranks was actually mean...
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Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. While in the past, many Neopets have complained of not enough clothes to wear, now many complain of the opposite problem: they own so many clothes that it's hard to wade through the clutter. After the recent Daily Dare event, I wound up with quite a few wearables from beating AAA and Lulu. I also purchased several wearable Abigail prizes. I often forgot the names of the wearables...
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"Could an idiot achieve what I have? I am now on the very brink of transforming all of Neopia into mutants, completely under my authority. You showed me before where the flaw lay in my old scheme: it was too slow!"
|Ember: Part Two|
Her morning lessons went well, but she was impatient, wanting to get to break. Finally, after what seemed like forever and a half, the bell went, and Ember rushed to gormball.