|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 381 | 27th day of Awakening, Y11
|Ignite!Always enshrouded in flames, Irydim always sought to start a new life. For you see, she was more fire than Xweetok...|
|Sophie versus The Neopian TimesToday was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in. |
|Sapphire's Stories: Present PerilKate's birthday!! I didn't know what to do. I didn't have ANY present for her at all!|
|His SongHe had been created, he'd figured out, to be zapped by the lab ray into some awesome color.|
|The Saga of a Soggy BiscuitA tale of boring breakfasts, Petpets, Ummagine bribes, well-intentioned torture, and a sibling's unconditional love.|
|The Kacheek Club: All Because of a Petpetpet Problem"Guess what? My mom and dad gave me a Rainblug farm yesterday," Sarina the Cloud Kacheek told her friends as they walked home from Neoschool. |
|The Different Uni"Tomoyo's having a special Uni Day sleepover tonight. Only Unis can come."|
|four impossible wordsSomeone told me once that I could be famous...|
|So I Never Saw a WeewooI wonder if he still looks for Weewoo nests when he's fishing at work. I wonder if he has time.|
|The Secret Diary of Mitsy BlackThere is absolutely nothing special about me. I belong to the pound, as of 8 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes ago. |
|HomeMimi, the Plushie Cybunny, sat contently watching several Neopians discuss her future. |
|Friends ForeverBefore Fang could make a move or respond, his brother smirked and said, "That's my little brother, Fang_Shadowflame."|
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"Sophie versus The Neopian Times" by a_greenparrot
As she stepped out of her shack and onto her porch she saw one of her Meowclopses tormenting a white Weewoo. "Blink," she scolded, "what have I told you about trying to eat the Neopian Times Weewoo?" The filthy Meowclops offered an apologetic mew. Once he had returned inside, the Weewoo began to...
|An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Four|
We ignored him, skirting our way around a crowd of hungry pets and towards the back of the room. There we heard a melodious voice chirrup, "A bit more salt, Pauline, and it'll be perfect."
In which one of the 25,638,901 reasons why you should never call on a Faerie is revealed.