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Always enshrouded in flames, Irydim always sought to start a new life. For you see, she was more fire than Xweetok...

by dragonstorm_75
Sophie versus The Neopian Times

Today was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in.

by a_greenparrot
Sapphire's Stories: Present Peril

Kate's birthday!! I didn't know what to do. I didn't have ANY present for her at all!

by kathleen_kate
His Song

He had been created, he'd figured out, to be zapped by the lab ray into some awesome color.

by shadow_sabre_
The Saga of a Soggy Biscuit

A tale of boring breakfasts, Petpets, Ummagine bribes, well-intentioned torture, and a sibling's unconditional love.

by saro_the_legendaerie
The Kacheek Club: All Because of a Petpetpet Problem

"Guess what? My mom and dad gave me a Rainblug farm yesterday," Sarina the Cloud Kacheek told her friends as they walked home from Neoschool.

by jenlin_25
The Different Uni

"Tomoyo's having a special Uni Day sleepover tonight. Only Unis can come."

by beautiful_sim
four impossible words

Someone told me once that I could be famous...

by motion_is_relative
So I Never Saw a Weewoo

I wonder if he still looks for Weewoo nests when he's fishing at work. I wonder if he has time.

by symbolism
The Secret Diary of Mitsy Black

There is absolutely nothing special about me. I belong to the pound, as of 8 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes ago.

by x_deminished_x

Mimi, the Plushie Cybunny, sat contently watching several Neopians discuss her future.

by greatmouseisi
Friends Forever

Before Fang could make a move or respond, his brother smirked and said, "That's my little brother, Fang_Shadowflame."

by whiskerun
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"Sophie versus The Neopian Times" by a_greenparrot
As she stepped out of her shack and onto her porch she saw one of her Meowclopses tormenting a white Weewoo. "Blink," she scolded, "what have I told you about trying to eat the Neopian Times Weewoo?" The filthy Meowclops offered an apologetic mew. Once he had returned inside, the Weewoo began to...

Other Stories


Cybunnies: The Proper Care for All Bunny Breeds
Basic and individual techniques for giving your little darling the best experience in this Neopian life. This is, in fact, everything about Cybunnies.

by redblocks


Are You Qualified to Challenge AAA?
Or should you just stick to challenging his baby sister – Abigail? Either way, this quiz will help you decide.

by faithstarlite


Handed in for an English Homework: Part One
Once there was a time when I thought my owner would love me, even though I was just a terribly named yellow Gelert.

by ralph89170


An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Four
We ignored him, skirting our way around a crowd of hungry pets and towards the back of the room. There we heard a melodious voice chirrup, "A bit more salt, Pauline, and it'll be perfect."

by _lapaix


In Meridell...

by d0rm0use


CayCaed! #2
In which one of the 25,638,901 reasons why you should never call on a Faerie is revealed.

by kattrish

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