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||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|A Day in The Life of a Normal BoriThe Bori was tagging along, trying to help. He had been doing a decent job, too, until they reached the Haunted Woods. |
|The First Day...I smiled as I sat up and stretched. My life was perfect.|
|Darigan DiariesPresumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation! |
|The Kiko Lake VacationHe had a perfect view of Kiko Lake - the small, round houses with windows shaped like portholes, the dark edges of the forest, and the glass bottom boats...|
|Zor and the Angel Blob"Nothing's the matter," said the tiny Chia sullenly, ripping another piece off the grass. |
|Unbottled: The True Story of BalthazarBalthazar's real origins are not as history recorded...|
|Dear AuyuraOur trip began in the treacherous jungle of my room. My energetic gallion, Keegan, helped me pack...|
|The Story of a Silent PrisonerMy name is Daer Farill. |
At least, it once was, for now my new name is simply Clop.
|The Little Things That CountI probably should have told him to let it go. I should have told him it was time to grow up...|
|Fooling MyselfThere was something about fleafs, though... maybe because they were so miniscule, maybe because as soon as you saw one it jumped – vanished – and then you had no idea where it was.|
|My First Day in NeopiaToday I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. |
|Sasha's Paint Brush"Oh no," Sasha murmured, eyes in wide in apprehension. The small Usul trembled with uncertainty as she slowly approached the Rainbow Pool. |
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As you may know, the 300th Lenny Conundrum will soon be published. In honor of this occasion, I've compiled a list of memorable moments, tips, and trivia about the Lenny Conundrum. The Lenny Conundrum debuted on March 23, 2001. You'll notice that the Lenny shown in the News for that day looks quite different from the current Lenny. The previous Lenny had a beard, and his hat and robe did not have stars on them...
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