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A Day in The Life of a Normal Bori

The Bori was tagging along, trying to help. He had been doing a decent job, too, until they reached the Haunted Woods.

by softlyfallingrain
The First Day

...I smiled as I sat up and stretched. My life was perfect.

by sinqua
Darigan Diaries

Presumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation!

by tanyawebber
The Kiko Lake Vacation

He had a perfect view of Kiko Lake - the small, round houses with windows shaped like portholes, the dark edges of the forest, and the glass bottom boats...

by snokapfox
Zor and the Angel Blob

"Nothing's the matter," said the tiny Chia sullenly, ripping another piece off the grass.

by yoyote
Unbottled: The True Story of Balthazar

Balthazar's real origins are not as history recorded...

by alexmajor9
Dear Auyura

Our trip began in the treacherous jungle of my room. My energetic gallion, Keegan, helped me pack...

by fieryangel40
The Story of a Silent Prisoner

My name is Daer Farill. 

At least, it once was, for now my new name is simply Clop.

by dragonstorm_75

The Little Things That Count

I probably should have told him to let it go. I should have told him it was time to grow up...

by teddybearofdeath
Fooling Myself

There was something about fleafs, though... maybe because they were so miniscule, maybe because as soon as you saw one it jumped – vanished – and then you had no idea where it was.

by weaponstar
My First Day in Neopia

Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story.

by averryyy
Sasha's Paint Brush

"Oh no," Sasha murmured, eyes in wide in apprehension. The small Usul trembled with uncertainty as she slowly approached the Rainbow Pool.

by auntieziz
 
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A Salute: The Lenny Conundrum



As you may know, the 300th Lenny Conundrum will soon be published. In honor of this occasion, I've compiled a list of memorable moments, tips, and trivia about the Lenny Conundrum. The Lenny Conundrum debuted on March 23, 2001. You'll notice that the Lenny shown in the News for that day looks quite different from the current Lenny. The previous Lenny had a beard, and his hat and robe did not have stars on them...



Other Stories


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How to Plan Neopian Domination
Start out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.

by silvernonsense

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The Basic Guide to Maraquan Neopets
There are rumors that Maraquans can't live on land- well, they're wrong! Sure, it may be slightly harder if they do, but it isn't impossible.

by reeses_pet

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Three
"What do you mean, it's closed?" a high-pitched voice screamed in the distance.

by _lapaix

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A Star-Spattered Sky: Part One
"What's this?" he yelled. "A faerie in the hold?!" He dragged her by the ear up the stairs.

by buds_and_authors

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The Secret Lives of Petpets
There are two kinds of petpets.

by randomsilliness

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Lupe Treats
Pass the buck!

by harucho



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