|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 380 | 20th day of Awakening, Y11
|A Day in The Life of a Normal BoriThe Bori was tagging along, trying to help. He had been doing a decent job, too, until they reached the Haunted Woods. |
|The First Day...I smiled as I sat up and stretched. My life was perfect.|
|Darigan DiariesPresumably, because I'm Darigan, everyone would think I have no heart or something, that I'm just an emotionless statue – what a false accusation! |
|The Kiko Lake VacationHe had a perfect view of Kiko Lake - the small, round houses with windows shaped like portholes, the dark edges of the forest, and the glass bottom boats...|
|Zor and the Angel Blob"Nothing's the matter," said the tiny Chia sullenly, ripping another piece off the grass. |
|Unbottled: The True Story of BalthazarBalthazar's real origins are not as history recorded...|
|Dear AuyuraOur trip began in the treacherous jungle of my room. My energetic gallion, Keegan, helped me pack...|
|The Story of a Silent PrisonerMy name is Daer Farill. |
At least, it once was, for now my new name is simply Clop.
|The Little Things That CountI probably should have told him to let it go. I should have told him it was time to grow up...|
|Fooling MyselfThere was something about fleafs, though... maybe because they were so miniscule, maybe because as soon as you saw one it jumped – vanished – and then you had no idea where it was.|
|My First Day in NeopiaToday I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. |
|Sasha's Paint Brush"Oh no," Sasha murmured, eyes in wide in apprehension. The small Usul trembled with uncertainty as she slowly approached the Rainbow Pool. |
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"My First Day in Neopia" by averryyy
Today I entered the world of Neopia. No, I'm not a newly created pet or brand new item that's just been released. I'm a newbie, and this is my story. It was so overwhelming when I first got here! I first found myself in the crowded welcoming center, smashed against one of the walls. I didn't stay long, because after fifteen minutes of not moving an inch, I figured that I wasn't going to learn...
|How to Plan Neopian Domination|
Start out with an outlandish, improbable (if not impossible) plan including mutant Babaas, enormous, unnecessary machines with complicated names and the all-too-important, obvious solution to putting a stop to your scheme.
|Sky Pirates!: Part Four|
The crew didn't need telling twice. They rushed to light the cannons. A few moments later, three cannonballs were hurled across the ocean.