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||Issue: 371 | 12th day of Celebrating, Y10
|Trendy Knitwear From the Spider GrundoThis week, we'll be interviewing a unique new talent in the fashion world. You may know him from his earlier work stringing up hapless Neopets in his disgusting sticky webs...|
|Unis Don't Dig HolesThe assumption about Unis is that they hate getting dirty. I, on the other hand, love making a mess.|
|A Weewoo's TaleHe was a very proud Weewoo, with no master or silly rules to live by. He did as he pleased, day in and day out.|
|Thieves of the Fairground"Step right up and give it a shot! Only one hundred neopoints for a try at the finest game in the Deserted Fairground!"|
|Unconventional BeautyShe liked rocks. The cool grey reflected her grey Krawk skin and made her invisible. She quite liked being invisible sometimes when things got to be too much. |
|The Ancient Tree"There is a legend," Jack started, "of a tree so ancient that it has the whole history of Neopia on its bark..."|
|Velvet Fur and Feathered WingsThey continued down the line of cages until finally, Blue stopped. Howl looked inside the cage Blue was looking at and saw a red Xweetok curled up in the corner. |
|My Name is LekidaBut then Mrs Harvey came up to me and asked why I wasn't writing anything, and I said I didn't have an owner to write to. And she said I must have an owner...|
|Stuck in TransferPets are not items!|
|Maintenance Petpet Cx3LI am one of the many Petpets that were taken from their owners by Dr. Sloth to work on the Space Station.|
|Dubloon Disaster ShenanigansWhose bright idea was it to have Beany Burpers for lunch?|
|The Watcher's Dilemma"Some of these laws are crazy," said Aaron. "I mean, why would I fine someone for buying rare fruits?"|
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"The Watcher's Dilemma" by kittygirl5170
As he walked down the streets of his small hometown, he realized how much the town had changed since he had left. When he had left to go to school in Sakhmet, Luhorza had been full of trash, and the buildings had been falling apart. When one became too ruined to use, the inhabitants would simply move to one of the more famous cities in the...
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There's nothing more entertaining than watching a good rivalry unfold. The NeoFamous (or rather, Infamous) have more than their share of the squabbles.
|The Last Page: Part Six|
"Thade's hardly capable of forming an intelligible sentence, never mind paying attention to anything outside of his library," Jasar said, smirking.