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Trendy Knitwear From the Spider Grundo

This week, we'll be interviewing a unique new talent in the fashion world. You may know him from his earlier work stringing up hapless Neopets in his disgusting sticky webs...

by arula
Unis Don't Dig Holes

The assumption about Unis is that they hate getting dirty. I, on the other hand, love making a mess.

by blackghoulmon
A Weewoo's Tale

He was a very proud Weewoo, with no master or silly rules to live by. He did as he pleased, day in and day out.

by crazy_holly_ii
Thieves of the Fairground

"Step right up and give it a shot! Only one hundred neopoints for a try at the finest game in the Deserted Fairground!"

by hotchick859
Unconventional Beauty

She liked rocks. The cool grey reflected her grey Krawk skin and made her invisible. She quite liked being invisible sometimes when things got to be too much.

by chirigami
The Ancient Tree

"There is a legend," Jack started, "of a tree so ancient that it has the whole history of Neopia on its bark..."

by newmoon653
Velvet Fur and Feathered Wings

They continued down the line of cages until finally, Blue stopped. Howl looked inside the cage Blue was looking at and saw a red Xweetok curled up in the corner.

by bluefeatheredwings
My Name is Lekida

But then Mrs Harvey came up to me and asked why I wasn't writing anything, and I said I didn't have an owner to write to. And she said I must have an owner...

by paperhippo
Stuck in Transfer

Pets are not items!

by fluttergork
Maintenance Petpet Cx3L

I am one of the many Petpets that were taken from their owners by Dr. Sloth to work on the Space Station.

by klaus239
Dubloon Disaster Shenanigans

Whose bright idea was it to have Beany Burpers for lunch?

by larkspurlane
The Watcher's Dilemma

"Some of these laws are crazy," said Aaron. "I mean, why would I fine someone for buying rare fruits?"

by kittygirl5170
 
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"Dubloon Disaster Shenanigans" by larkspurlane
Suddenly, as more and more mines were closing their spiked circle around him, Dorak had his epiphany. "Wait a second," he exclaimed, "how are these mines even floating?!" And the whole world of Neopia actually waited a second to contemplate this. Then all of the mines surrounding Dorak's boat spontaneously became sentient entities and...




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A Premium Experience!
You may have heard of Premium, Charter and the SSW. But what exactly are they? What is premium?

by inmemoryofromeo

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Rediscover Yourself!
You're a Neopian, but what KIND of Neopian?

by squeeful745

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The Mirror: Part Three
Another explosion threw him into the air, and he felt himself lose his grip on the bracelet just as darkness filled his mind...

by shadow_sabre_

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Shay Peters and the Clockwork Caper: Part Five
After Griswold was done examining the tiny piece of metal, he nodded his head sagely. "Congratulations, Shay..."

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by sirussblack


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NeoQuest II: a (s)warm welcome
You are attacked by a cloud of flea(f)s.

by dyd_666_81

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Starry Stuff
The White Weewoo came and...

by marilltachiquin



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