|A Waffle Paradise
||Issue: 364 | 17th day of Collecting, Y10
|AssumingKippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.|
|Lunch Time SurpriseTimmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?"|
|The Wise Whoot: Blaze's LessonBlaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling.|
|Bird, Haggle MasterIt didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things.|
|Memoirs of a Kad FeederOh my gosh, have I ever mentioned how HARD kad feeding is?|
|Just Stats?"Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?"|
|Cold as SnowHe regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone. |
|My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia CentralWell, where does one start? It was the most dreadful day of my entire life.|
|Redemption: Briccriu's Tale"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."|
|Spirit Brothers"The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother."|
|The Greatest Backyard Adventure"Daren, it's lunch time! Come down from your tree house and have something to eat."|
|A Zombie-fied Candychan TaleZombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley.|
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Yes, decorations. Every year on Halloween I dress up my neohome with the help of my pets, and it becomes the neighbourhood's most spooky and spectacular vision of Halloween bazaar that anyone has ever seen! Jack-o-lanterns, streamers, spooky giggling and anything you can imagine go into my display. So now, I'm taking a moment to help you, the worried but excited Halloween fan! I'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off...
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