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Assuming

Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.

by champ100543
Lunch Time Surprise

Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?"

by allisanele0120
The Wise Whoot: Blaze's Lesson

Blaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling.

by bluehamster9981
Bird, Haggle Master

It didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things.

by rhythyms
Memoirs of a Kad Feeder

Oh my gosh, have I ever mentioned how HARD kad feeding is?

by averryyy
Just Stats?

"Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?"

by jdb1984
Cold as Snow

He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone.

by punctuation_ninja
My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central

Well, where does one start? It was the most dreadful day of my entire life.

by dave_ofwales
Redemption: Briccriu's Tale

"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

by mamasimios
Spirit Brothers

"The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother."

by rat_terrier_lover_12
The Greatest Backyard Adventure

"Daren, it's lunch time! Come down from your tree house and have something to eat."

by harmony_star19
A Zombie-fied Candychan Tale

Zombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley.

by twocents
 
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Halloween Decor



Yes, decorations. Every year on Halloween I dress up my neohome with the help of my pets, and it becomes the neighbourhood's most spooky and spectacular vision of Halloween bazaar that anyone has ever seen! Jack-o-lanterns, streamers, spooky giggling and anything you can imagine go into my display. So now, I'm taking a moment to help you, the worried but excited Halloween fan! I'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off...



Other Stories


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The Wonders of Neo Fungus
Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain.

Also by cibola

by winslow_114


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Food for the Frugal
Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.

by doopingla

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The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part Two
"Ugh, we've been in here for six hours already," complained Bridgette.

by jenlin_25

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Molly's Story: Part Two
Molly awoke to her owner poking her in the side. When he saw she was awake, he grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and put her in the cage again.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Shoppers
Why petpetpet shop keepers are not a good idea.

Story by palis_5

by shadin_the_flame


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Math Isn't Just Useful For Homework
King Skarl appears!

by leoblaze



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