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Assuming

Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.

by champ100543
Lunch Time Surprise

Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?"

by allisanele0120
The Wise Whoot: Blaze's Lesson

Blaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling.

by bluehamster9981
Bird, Haggle Master

It didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things.

by rhythyms
Memoirs of a Kad Feeder

Oh my gosh, have I ever mentioned how HARD kad feeding is?

by averryyy
Just Stats?

"Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?"

by jdb1984
Cold as Snow

He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone.

by punctuation_ninja
My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central

Well, where does one start? It was the most dreadful day of my entire life.

by dave_ofwales
Redemption: Briccriu's Tale

"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

by mamasimios
Spirit Brothers

"The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother."

by rat_terrier_lover_12
The Greatest Backyard Adventure

"Daren, it's lunch time! Come down from your tree house and have something to eat."

by harmony_star19
A Zombie-fied Candychan Tale

Zombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley.

by twocents
 
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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia
Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

by koitlumm

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A Neopian's Guide to 'Pound Surfing'
Pound surfing is simply a name given to the process of searching the Pound for rare, high level and limited edition pets.

by shuvininababa

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Heart of Ice: Part One
One of the most interesting places I have ever explored was the Ice Caves beneath Terror Mountain. These are passageways left in an enormous glacier, some thousands of cubic miles...

by mousey509

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Falling Rain: Part Five
Brai gulped uneasily at the spidery black shapes ahead of them. The forest. "Almost there," she whispered.

by mutedsanity

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No Comment; Crossover- No Bori were Harmed...
Neopian Diagnosis

Art by dizzledavle

by tirilia


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Razzle Dazzle - Episode XXV
I can't believe that weewoo talked us into coming.

by khestrel



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